Borowitz BREAKING: Trump considering Pulling U.S. out of Constitution !!

[Pluvious]

(This would be more humorous if it wasn't so plausible!!)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “maybe the worst deal ever,” Donald J. Trump said on Wednesday that he is considering pulling the United States out of the United States Constitution.

“I’ve seen a lot of bad deals in my life, but this Constitution is a total mess,” he said. “We need to tear it up and start over.”

Trump was scathing in his remarks about the two-hundred-and-twenty-nine-year-old document, singling out for special scorn its insistence on three branches of government. “The branches thing is maybe the worst part of this deal,” he said. “The first thing we do when we pull out of the Constitution is get rid of two of those branches.”

He also called the First Amendment “something that really has to go.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-considering-pulling-us-out-of-constitution

[Ohiogal]

1. It's getting to the point

where it's hard to differentiate between reality and satire any more.

But, great column, Andy! as usual!

[Gothmog]

2. I love good satire

[heaven05]

3. dontcha

just love watching an oligarchic dictatorship form...damn, what a ride!!!!!!!!!! scorn, shame and the pox on those who voted for this fucking disaster, full-blown !!!!!!!!!oh this is just satire....right?