John Stewart nails the "Chick-Fil-A" controversy...

[brooklynite]

"What better way to stand up and say 'I oppose gay people's right to get married' than to head down to a Chick-Fil-A, grab a hold of two buttery buns, split 'em open and gobble down some of that hot, greasy c--k".

[Cooley Hurd]

1. His closing was legendary!

(regarding the pro-same-sex-marriage side in the Chick-Fil-A controversy) You get Gay Marriage, and all your opponents get is Type II Diabetes.

[Kurovski]

2. That which you resist, persists.

And now I'm horny.

[stanchaz]

3. Much more than a freedom of speech issue

Jon Stewart seems to criticize some mayors who are opposed to Chick-Fil-A franchises in their cities...by portraying the issue strictly as a freedom-of-speech issue. BUT when an organization such as Chick-Fil-A contributes 2 million a year to depriving a segment of our society their equal rights, then it goes far far beyond a freedom of speech issue, and deserves counter-action, not mere talk or criticism.
p.s. perhaps a 60's style counter sit-in would be a good form of "counter-action"

[brooklynite]

4. ...but not by the Government.

Up until a few years ago, marriage equality was the minority opinion; would you have supported a Republican Mayor blocking a business that advocated same-sex marriage?