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cyclonefence

(4,483 posts)
Tue May 29, 2018, 05:33 PM May 2018

You know where they *really* sell porn at grocery stores?

Finland, that's where. That's why the Finns have so many school shootings.

PS I want to know where that congresswoman is shopping. Cosmo is as smutty as the Giant around here gets.

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You know where they *really* sell porn at grocery stores? (Original Post) cyclonefence May 2018 OP
Really.... I don't recall any grocery store selling Playboy, Penthouse, or anything resembling hlthe2b May 2018 #1
and Denmark jpak May 2018 #2
I Thought The River May 2018 #3
If that's what the congresswoman is referring to, she might have a point n/t cyclonefence May 2018 #4
maybe she considers "Guns and Ammo" magazine to be porn DBoon May 2018 #5
I can tell you one thing Docreed2003 May 2018 #6
Were they ever sold at grocery stores? TheRealNorth May 2018 #7
I don't know what she could possibly be talking about cyclonefence May 2018 #8
Maybe Walmart? TheRealNorth May 2018 #9
No idea cyclonefence May 2018 #10

hlthe2b

(102,282 posts)
1. Really.... I don't recall any grocery store selling Playboy, Penthouse, or anything resembling
Tue May 29, 2018, 05:35 PM
May 2018

Why do these aholes get a way with saying absolutely ANYTHING, no matter how ridiculous, how demonstrably untrue, how ignorant...?

Docreed2003

(16,860 posts)
6. I can tell you one thing
Tue May 29, 2018, 05:53 PM
May 2018

She sure as shit isn't shopping at the grocery stores near her house. There's a Publix and a Kroger that are less that five mins from her monstrosity of a mansion...I know because she lives near us, lol..I bet she hasn't frequented a grocery store for anything other than a photo op in this century.

TheRealNorth

(9,481 posts)
7. Were they ever sold at grocery stores?
Tue May 29, 2018, 07:57 PM
May 2018

Thinking back to growing up in the 80's, the smut mags were always behind the counters and I only remember seeing them at Gas Stations and Convenience Stores.


All the gun magazines, on the other hand....

cyclonefence

(4,483 posts)
8. I don't know what she could possibly be talking about
Tue May 29, 2018, 08:03 PM
May 2018

Somebody posted that she lives near the congresswoman, and the congresswoman probably hasn't been in a grocery store in years. I'm older than you, and even back then--especially back then--nothing even slightly naughty was ever sold at a grocery store. I'd really love to know what she meant. Probably somebody said that to her, and she believed it.

cyclonefence

(4,483 posts)
10. No idea
Wed May 30, 2018, 02:14 PM
May 2018

but I get the feeling (I've never been in Walmart) they tend toward the conservative side of things.

I wish someone had asked her what the hell she was talking about.

I thought I'd google to see if there were any stories about Walmart selling porn, and I found out that there's a whole sub-genre called Walmart Porn, ranging from blow jobs in a Walmart bathroom to sex in a Walmart parking lot. So maybe she was talking about Walmart!

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