A Well-Deserved Apology to Trump
Okay, Spanky. I understand that you are demanding an apology for all of the horrible things that have been said about you – so here goes:
We are sorry that you are Putin’s bitch. We would have preferred a legitimate president, duly-elected by the people – but the Russians had other plans.
We are sorry that you are unbearably stupid, that you can’t spell, can’t read or speak coherently. We’re sorry you don’t have the mental acuity to understand full daily briefings (which, by the way, Obama was able to do with ease), and instead have to be spoon-fed the most basic facts about what is going on in the world – which you apparently don’t understand anyway, no matter how simplistically they are conveyed to you.
We are sorry that you are completely devoid of ethics, and have the morality of a rutting farmyard animal. We are sorry that your own words, actions, policies, and past history continue to show who you really are.
We are sorry that you are a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, a homophobe and a xenophobe.
We are sorry that you are a liar – and such a really, really bad liar at that. We’re sorry that you don’t have the intelligence to realize that your lies are debunked the minute you utter them, while you instead double-down on the lies that everyone with a functioning brain can see through.
We are sorry that you are too ignorant to know how the government works, and don’t even possess enough intellectual curiosity to find out.
We are sorry that you are so bereft of clear judgement, you have appointed inept, inexperienced people to positions of power, and that your dumbass family members are the best you can come up with to advise you.
We are sorry that you are a petulant, petty buffoon who the entire world despises and laughs at.
We are sorry that your “best people” have been indicted and/or have pled guilty to serious crimes, and many of those still standing are under investigation – and may soon find themselves choosing between lengthy prison sentences and flipping on you and your cohorts.
We are especially sorry that our once great democracy is being destroyed by you and your ilk, and that your party is enabling that destruction.
Above all, we are extremely sorry that the Russians chose such a clueless idiot to put in the White House. Your “election” proves beyond all doubt that Putin and his operatives apparently hate us even more than we thought possible.
So there’s the “apology” you crave. Happy now?
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YOUR"E so GD sorry. Believe me/us. 
The sincerity really comes through. 
