"Where's Melanie, er, Melania?" escalates.

[catbyte]

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[Alwaysna]

1. With Waldo.

[politicaljunkie41910]

2. I was surprised that she issued a statement through her Spokeswoman yesterday of all days. She needs

to just remain silent since her husband is the biggest bully of all. She also doesn't do anything meaningful so she might as well quit pretending and save the taxpayer's money for a staff and pretending to have a meaningful agenda, when we know she's married to the biggest bully we know.

[Achilleaze]

3. What are the KGOP repubes hiding this time?

[deminks]

4. Does the saying 'he could shoot someone on 5th Ave in daylight and still get elected' apply here?

Just because a tweet was issued under her name does not mean she typed it, or was able to do so. Stephen Miller could have done it, as I think he has done many of Donnie's tweets. IMHO only.

[Rorey]

6. IMHO too

The whole situation with MelaniE just doesn't pass the smell test.

[samnsara]

8. i still think hes had a hand in something like that in the past...

...he ALWAYS uses his past actions as examples..kinda like paying penance

[Ilsa]

5. At 5'11", with her build, she's more likely to

Be around 140 lbs. She is shapely, not thin.

[Corvo Bianco]

11. She is thin I don't think she's 5'11"

that's freaking tall.

Edit: I looked it up and the internet says yes. Ivanka too.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. I can't believe y'all missed the obvious:

[progressoid]

9. I was thinking about the Melaniabot sketch...

[DesertRat]

10. Eyes: Squinty

Maybe not anymore

[octoberlib]

12. White House Photographer Disturbed To Find Faint, Ghostly Image Of Melania Trump In Background

WASHINGTON—Eyes widening in terror as she scrolled through the day’s images, chief official White House photographer Shealah Craighead became increasingly disturbed Thursday after discovering a faint, ghostly image of Melania Trump in the background of every photo she had taken. “I swear the State Dining Room was completely empty when I shot these. Oh, my God, there she is again,” said Craighead, visibly shaken by the apparition of the first lady lingering in the back of the Roosevelt Room, her face strangely expressionless, her translucent arms reaching toward the camera. “This is really freaking me out—I haven’t seen her in weeks, let alone photographed her, and yet she’s in every single one of these pictures. I definitely would have noticed if she’d been sobbing in the corner during today’s full cabinet meeting.” Craighead added that after analyzing the photos, she discovered that Mrs. Trump’s shade seemed to assume a more solid form the closer she was to the site of the mysterious sinkhole that recently appeared on the White House’s North Lawn.


https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wjJsW34h--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/mzamiaezalthzfrtwc4x.jpg


https://politics.theonion.com/white-house-photographer-disturbed-to-find-faint-ghost-1826463698