Hmmm... Melanie won't be going to Camp David this weekend.

[demmiblue]

Kate Bennett ✔
@KateBennett_DC

New: confirmed @FLOTUS will not join @realDonaldTrump at Camp David this weekend, instead remain @WhiteHouse

9:51 AM - Jun 1, 2018

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[riversedge]

1. Malania does not seem the type for a jog in the woods or a walk in nature. IMHO

[Tipperary]

2. Neither does Cheeto.

[dalton99a]

3. So the mannequin is not operational

[Orsino]

4. Last known sighting? n/t

[DesertRat]

18. 22 days ago

Melania made her last public appearance seen greeting 3 Americans freed from North Korea. #whereismelania

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[Orsino]

19. And the lighting there makes her look (more) like a cardboard cut-out. n/t

[DesertRat]

21. or a robot?

[sunonmars]

5. Its almost like she is hiding something or something odd is up.

[smirkymonkey]

6. I'm actually kind of worried about her.

I am not a fan of the woman, but the fact that she is MIA is kind of disturbing. Something is not right here. I don't know if I am buying the plastic surgery excuse.

[Phentex]

7. I doubt it's plastic surgery

as that would be way too obvious. I think it may have been something more personal in nature and now she just wants to take advantage of not having to be in the spotlight. I get the feeling she doesn't want to have to do all the stuff they are making her do (basically her job, lol) and she just wants some down time.

I also have a sneaky suspicion the Stormy Daniels mess is causing great stress to her (in spite of the fact she married the pig, etc.)

Just my own ramblings.

[Tom Rinaldo]

10. She could remain out of the public eye at Camp David

So she could heal there from plastic surgery if that was all that was going on.

[Phentex]

11. but that's where the souce of her stress will be...

she needs to stay away from anything orange.

[Orsino]

20. We've made fun of her before for standing by POTUS...

...but it has to be its own special kind of hell. I wouldn't blame her for shunning the spotlight, but her husband seems to require more frequent appearances than this.

[leftyladyfrommo]

8. I'm thinking mental breakdown.

Trump would do it to you.

[smirkymonkey]

15. I think that is the most likely reason for her absence.

I don't know why, but it just seems more likely than plastic surgery. I don't know how anyone could spend more than five minutes with that pig and not want to shoot themselves.

[Luz]

9. I'm not worried, but not buying kidney or plastic surgery.

Nervous breakdown perhaps? Out and out refusal to do anything with him anymore? Left the country? I don't believe she's in DC.

[smirkymonkey]

16. All likely options. Like you, I am not buying the "official" story.

It will be interesting if and when she surfaces again.

[Stallion]

12. She's on Summer Break

[Shrike47]

13. I am wondering if she had to have a hysterectomy. I would not have wanted to discuss it, if so.

I had to have one many years ago. It had hormonal effects as well as surgical which I would not have wanted to discuss with the media.

[Achilleaze]

14. republicans ponder Stormy thang for Melanie*

* spousal property of republican family-values role model & Ignoble Draft Dodger-in-Chief

[hatrack]

17. "Plastic Flowers In The Attic"? "Whatever Happened To Baby Insane?"?

[demmiblue]

22. He has company:

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