Does Trump get a nightly email from Putin...

[Orangeutan]

directing him on what crazy actions to take the next day?

"Tomorrow--pardon Blagojevich. The next day--attack Canada. Await further instructions."

[WhiteTara]

1. No. He doesn't use email. nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. No.

Putin just moves closer to Trump's side of the bed and whispers in his ear.

[Frustratedlady]

3. I would rather suspect Hannity, and...perhaps Ghouliani...if they are still speaking.

Both are wacky and would say what he wanted to hear just to calm him down. He would take that and run.

As for Putin? He's planted the seed, he's just sitting back watching it germinate/grow.

[Achilleaze]

4. ...and is Pooty Poot holding Melanie* hostage in the kremlin?

* spousal unit allegedly owned by Comrade Casino, the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[DFW]

5. Hardly

Trump may not be too tech savvy, but when V. Vladimirovitch wants something from his dummy, he gets on a secure line, and tells him and Kelly, since Trump won't remember it five minutes later

[fleur-de-lisa]

6. I think it's a call, during which they have phone sex.

The instructions from Putin come after, while Dump is inhaling his 15 post-coitus Big Macs.

And half the intelligence agencies across the globe are listening in while Dolt45 verbally fellates Pootie. So much "winning."