Missing

[struggle4progress]

https://patch.com/new-york/new-york-city/flyers-nyc-seek-info-missing-melania-trump-patch-pm

[gratuitous]

1. In the interest of accuracy . . .

Shouldn't she more properly be described as the Third Lady?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

9. DUzy!

[Wounded Bear]

13. Actually, I think you've lost count...

I'm sure Trump has.

[gratuitous]

14. I'm just counting marriages

That we know about.

[mountain grammy]

15. haha.. good one

but who the hell is Melanie?

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

2. It's beginning to look a lot like

surgery. Maybe the new REAL doctor put her in the hospital on a stress unit.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. Especially cosmetic surgery. Or rehab.

It wouldn't be the first time, so what's all the secrecy about?

Abortion? Doesn't usually take 20+ days to recover.

Serious surgery? Kidney transplant? Liver transplant?

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

11. Rehab

From Dr Feelgoods departure. The news said he was handing out pills.....to whom??

[trixie2]

3. My handyman is missing too

No one has heard or seen him in 7 weeks.

We don't know what to do.

I think Melania high tailed it out of there and took Baron with her.

[monmouth4]

7. Maybe the handyman ran off with Melania, who knows? n/t

[Liberal In Texas]

4. Rehab.

Too many happy pills. Lord knows she'd need them.

[saidsimplesimon]

5. Good catch, struggle

I needed a laugh today. The MSM 24/7 repetition of meaningless sound bites is sooo annoying.

Has she made a public appearance since the disappearance? Not that I would notice, it's just part of (to quote Ed Sullivan) "The Really Big Show".

[The Genealogist]

6. Should include a line "also answers to Melanie"

[Solly Mack]

8. Is there a reward?

Because..meh...forget it..I really don't care if she turns back up or not.

[smirkymonkey]

12. Does anyone think she might not be "with us" anymore?

Kind of far fetched, but it's a possibility. I just find it strange that nobody has seen or heard from her in weeks. I'm not really buying the plastic surgery excuse.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

16. Maybe shes touring places w her new citizen parents?

I dunno.

[Brother Buzz]

17. This is fake news....

until it appears on a milk carton.