Have You Seen This Woman?

[RandySF]

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[msongs]

1. what woman?

[Grassy Knoll]

2. Classic Trump Diversion....

....Well Played Donnie..

[Cha]

3. She's all over milk cartons as well.#WhereIsMelania ???

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[left-of-center2012]

4. Sitting in a Starbucks ?

[dalton99a]

5. She went back to the mannequin store

[defacto7]

6. The 13th floor

[IrishEyes]

7. Nice reference there!

[ProudLib72]

8. Look, no one knew the coelacanth still existed until it was found in the Indian Ocean

So I propose someone go look for her in the Indian Ocean. Maybe get James Cameron to put his submersible to good use.

[dalton99a]

9. New scan of 80,000 km of the Indian Ocean floor finds no sign of Melania

Authorities widen search to North Pole

[SergeStorms]

10. My guess is extensive plastic surgery, or.....

perhaps psychological problems. She has to keep herself looking good for her future husband, because immediately after Trump is out of office, for whatever reason, she's bailing out. Guaranteed! Living with that gross pig of a husband has to have taken a tremendous toll on her, both physically and mentally. I wouldn't be at all surprised if she's having some serious psychological problems related to her marriage to "it".

She thought she was marrying into a life of ease. She thought Little Donnie's money was the answer to all of her problems. She used to enjoy the occasional limelight, the cameras, the "Page Six" stories on herself and the "King of New York", but Donnie's foray into politics and the constant negative coverage of her pig-of-a-husband has worn on her tremendously. Donnie's infidelities alone would be enough to drive a normal woman sideways.

In a way, I feel sorry for her. In another way, I think she deserves everything she's getting.