Rudy to Stephanopoulis: "Our recollection keeps changing..."

[triron]

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[Sneederbunk]

1. I'll take Alternative Facts for $200 Alex.

[triron]

4. Good one!

[bottomofthehill]

2. Not hard to remember the truth

But keeping all the lies strait, now that’s tough.

[Rhiannon12866]

3. +1!

[kentuck]

5. Meaning?

Our lies keep changing?

[smirkymonkey]

10. Exactly!

"We keep lying to cover up our previous lies."

[Codeine]

6. With friends like that. . . nt

[malaise]

7. Or better yet

We can't remember which lie we told when

[struggle4progress]

8. "The President and I can't be expected to remember all the nonsense we've said before"

Oh, the time will come up when the winds will stop and the breeze will cease to be a-breathin
Like the stillness in the wind before the hurricane begins: the hour that the ship comes in ...

And the words that are used for to get the ship confused will not be understood as they're spoken
For the chains of the sea will have busted in the night and will be buried at the bottom of the ocean ...

Then they'll raise their hands sayin we'll meet all your demands but we'll shout from the bow your days are numbered
And like Pharaoh's tribe they'll be drownded in the tide and like Goliath, they'll be conquered

[KelleyKramer]

9. Dear Rudy, you're doing a great job, please proceed