Deplorables say the dardnest things proudlib 72 idea for game show

[TEB]

My evangelical MAGA sister in law said. Last evening at the barbecue. That she is worried about the First Lady being MIA. I said fuck it I’m worried about the missing kids ice lost. Then their was a awkward moment of silence from her. Then she nervously dished up some more potatoe salad.

I’ll work for free on deplorables say the dardnest things. But I call the use of the taser cattle prod stun gun. That I get to use on the MAGA contestants. Oh and maybe green mountain coffee breakfast blend for the Keurig, I’ll share the coffee.

[samnsara]

1. WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ohiogal]

2. Can I work the trap door lever? 😀

[TEB]

3. You bet

[TEB]

5. How are you with a saw

When we do the saw em in two stunt also you pretty good on throwing knives. I have to run this by Proudlib 72 not hiring you no problem but the sawing the contestants and throwing knives at em part.

[ProudLib72]

4. Wait, how do I rec more than once?

Which amendment covers the use of tasers and cattle prods? Ah well, we'll make them sign off on it. Deplorables will sign off on anything.

[TEB]

6. It's your show

Ohiogal and me were just showing up for the free coffee.

[ProudLib72]

9. I need a bouncer. Is Boog the deep state dog available?

Here is how I picture Boog the deep state dog saving the day.

[TEB]

10. I love strange brew

And we always tell boog he is Canadian eh jelly donuts boog is in.

[Ohiogal]

13. You bet!

[Dennis Donovan]

7. How to make this story 100x better...

...Boog peed on her leg.

[TEB]

8. Man

My sister in law thinks boog needs obedience school. I told her he has been twice he failed ,as instructor asked us to bring him in for one on one instead of the group class. So we did and he kind forgot it over the years. Or decided obedience wasn’t for him.

[Dennis Donovan]

11. Some pups are like that, you move on and love them that much more...

I had an Airedale named Charlie that flunked out of obedience school. And he decided that he was gonna make both our lives A LIVING HELL! But, I just put my arm around him and said, "just a couple of misfits, eh, Chuckiemutt?"

[TEB]

12. Awww

Man that is awesome

[ProudLib72]

14. There is one thing that bothers me about all this

It seems like most of the deplorables you find are relatives or "friends". How is that going to work? Is blood thicker than Rump?

[TEB]

15. So the game show

Will have a nepotism policy ok then Just toss my resume.

[mnmoderatedem]

16. ever ask your evangelical sister in law...

her views on trump vis a vis grabbing 'em by the pussy, or Stormy Daniels? I'm sure she would shovel that potato salad a bit faster and more nervously.

[TEB]

17. Yes

And she told me trump has repented

[mnmoderatedem]

18. and she believes that?

[TEB]

19. She does

Why to quote my sister in law mr trump is in a fight for the soul of this country. And I have to check my self. I am not arrogant but I think dam your stupid.