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TeamPooka

(24,229 posts)
Tue Jun 5, 2018, 09:29 PM Jun 2018

Memo to All White House Staff:

Memo to All White House Staff:
Hi All,
Well, he did it again.
Our thanks go to everyone who worked so hard on the event we had planned today to welcome the few Super Bowl Champs to the White House today that were willing to be seen here.
You all did a great job.
Unfortunately POTUS heard we were only getting some of the back-up players and a few coaches in today so he cancelled the whole thing. On Twitter. Again.
I know, it's just like the Valentine's Day Dance all over again. (And thanks so much again to everyone who worked so hard on that event before he cancelled it.)
Anyway, back to today, I'm going to need everyone to skip lunch and be on the South Lawn with your ID badges hidden and pretending to be Eagles fans at 12 noon today.
The National Anthem will play so remember to stand!
I don't want to hear any complaints about this.
It's just one lunch break. It's not like we're separating you from your kids (haha).
Thanks everyone and let's try to make it to Friday without any more screw-ups (haha).
Only 2. 5 years left!
Sincerely,
John Kelly
WH CoS

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Memo to All White House Staff: (Original Post) TeamPooka Jun 2018 OP
Funny underpants Jun 2018 #1
thank you TeamPooka Jun 2018 #3
The dude kneeling is my hero! BigmanPigman Jun 2018 #6
mine too TeamPooka Jun 2018 #10
mine too onethatcares Jun 2018 #11
I don't see any Eagles jerseys or caps or whatever. beveeheart Jun 2018 #2
Way to go ! nt Phoenix61 Jun 2018 #4
hahahaha... good one! InAbLuEsTaTe Jun 2018 #5
He was seriously PISSED OFF after this! BigmanPigman Jun 2018 #7
do you have a link to that? onethatcares Jun 2018 #12
No, I saw it on MSNBC after it happened. BigmanPigman Jun 2018 #13
Worthy of Borowitz, LOL. KY_EnviroGuy Jun 2018 #8
high praise indeed! thank you TeamPooka Jun 2018 #9
Good memo gratuitous Jun 2018 #14
"The Eagles are from the city of Philadelphia." TeamPooka Jun 2018 #16
+1000 trof Jun 2018 #15

beveeheart

(1,369 posts)
2. I don't see any Eagles jerseys or caps or whatever.
Tue Jun 5, 2018, 09:45 PM
Jun 2018

My niece and her fiance have a closetful of Eagles stuff and would not think of going to an Eagles event without wearing as much of it as they can. So yes, these people are all staff.

BigmanPigman

(51,611 posts)
7. He was seriously PISSED OFF after this!
Tue Jun 5, 2018, 11:45 PM
Jun 2018

They showed the fucking moron stalking off afterwards. He barely looked at the photographers and reporters and actually turned away from them. When you watch him finally giving up on singing lyrics he clearly didn't know you can almost see the steam coming out of his ears. Boo hoo...His big crowd of 50 W House staff made him pout, bigly sad!

onethatcares

(16,172 posts)
12. do you have a link to that?
Wed Jun 6, 2018, 05:30 PM
Jun 2018

I would really like to see that, over and over and over and over.............etc

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,492 posts)
8. Worthy of Borowitz, LOL.
Tue Jun 5, 2018, 11:59 PM
Jun 2018

The asshole could have at least bought everyone's lunch!

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gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
14. Good memo
Wed Jun 6, 2018, 07:10 PM
Jun 2018

But Kelly should have listed who the Eagles' Super Bowl winning quarterback was. It was pretty embarrassing for all those ersatz Eagles fans to come up completely blank on that when asked by the media.

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