So like, I had this amazing dream this afternoon.
Been on midnites for like, 5 weeks. Back on days today. Fucked me up man. Got back to the hotel, pulled up Hell On Wheels on the Netflix, and crashed like I'd been on a three day bender. This is what happened next.....
Hillary Clinton is elected 46th President of the United States in 2020. Immediately, the very white GOP base is apoplectic. Teeth gnashing, fist in the air pissed! The GOP leadership smells blood in the water. They begin more investigations. Probably into Benghazi. Hillary ignores the congressional subpoenas. Does a press conference. "Fuck you! As we all know, you can't subpoena a sitting president!" Followed by video footage of Rudy G. and the rest of the FOX News propagandistocracy bleating her words, albeit about Trump.
As the investigations go on, we find that our European allies used their intelligence agencies to help the Hill. Republicans are furious. Press conference. "Fuck you. No collusion. Okay, I colluded. But nothing wrong with that! It's just an excuse for "Con-Don" losing the election." Again, followed up by two hours of FOX News apologists making the same argument with regard to Trump.
Eventually, the Justice dept. gets involved. And she fires the FBI director. "Fuck you! I'm the goddamn president. I can't obstruct justice. I am justice. Suck it!" Again, followed by two hours of FOX News douche bags making the same argument on video.
Eventually, Chelsea is tapped for a cornucopia of national security related projects. The GOP freaks the fuck out. "Fuck you! Jared? Where were you hypocritical assholes? Jared. Fucking Jared. Not word one from any of you. Fuck you! It's precedent now fuckers!"
And on and on and on. My favorite part of the dream being when she bans states from receiving more from the Federal government than they contribute.... "Fuck you! Enough of this welfare bullshit! These states are just gonna have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps!"
Goddamn man, what a dream! Can somebody hand me towel?
P.S. I'm dreaming about politics. This is a problem.
P.P.S. I realize Hillary has far more tact, dignity, and class than to speak this way. But I don't. And it's my dream, right?
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Both about how right wingers would react to Hillary or any Democrat behaving this way, and how awesome I am.
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That's quite a dream man. I wish mine were that good. 
Oh and here's that towel:
