Alex Jones: Pedophile Spiritual Vampires Are Feeding On The Essence Of Children

[Initech]

Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones shot a video with his friend John Abiskaron while vacationing in Hawaii today in which the two men asserted that President Trump is being used by God to take down a global pedophile ring that is filled with spiritual vampires who feed on the pure essences of children.

After Jones claimed that the media has been brutally persecuting Christians in an effort to destroy the faith so that “they can then be God,” Abiskaron said that atheists have a demon inside of them that is fueling their “blood lust” against Trump.

“They are naturally going to reject what is from God,” Abiskaron said. “That’s why you see people rejecting Donald Trump.”

Jones said that people love Trump because “he never was a hypocrite” and is being used as “a weapon against the enemy” by God. Later, Abiskaron praised Trump for “arresting the pedophiles like crazy,” insisting that “Donald Trump has been sending raids, capturing and finding children in cages waiting to be tortured and ritually sacrificed.”

“It’s pure evil,” Jones responded. “They’re vampires. They psychically want to feed on the children; if they can’t actually sacrifice them, they want to suck their essence out and ruin their innocence.”
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-pedophile-spiritual-vampires-are-feeding-on-the-essence-of-children/

Seriously Alex, your schtick is getting to be quite old. And seriously, stop pretending you care about children. If you support Trump and his ICE, you don't. So shut the fuck up.

[Solly Mack]

1. I've had bad acid trips before. I'll admit it. I have.

But not once, not ever, did my mind go where that man's mind goes.

So maybe his inclinations lend themselves to bath salts.

[tazkcmo]

2. Children in cages

That would be Shitgibbon and his minions.

[Initech]

6. The real pedo ring going on is Trump's ICE.

I think it's time they drop this crap. The sooner they do, the sooner we can stop pointing out how ridiculously stupid they are.

[tazkcmo]

7. Perpetual stupidity

They have a fatal case.

[TheRealNorth]

9. It would not surprise me one bit..

..with all these private contractors running the detention centers that there is human trafficking going on.

[gordianot]

3. Could it be Alex Jones is the victim of a Vampire?

Has he been mixing blood with Donald Trump?

[underpants]

4. Seriously what is with the pedophile thing?

Love the cage thing - nice extra touch.

[Hav]

5. It's sad when you personally know people who believe what this idiot says

Also, another case of his exemplary logic: The Media (probably most of them Christians) but in his eyes atheists, persecute Christians so that they can become, wait for it, God. That certainly makes sense for atheists.

[ProudLib72]

8. I think they have a computer program that randomly chooses the batshit crazy for the day

Slot #1: Name of some librul or libruls
Slot #2: type of monster (vampire, zombie, hydra, space alien, etc)
Slot #3: Who is being attacked (choices here seem to be limited to God or children)

At 6am, the batshit crazy for the day is spit out, and Alex et al get to riff on it.