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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI truly didn't need to learn this, today: trump* is upset he can't watch porn in the White House
Per Mika Brzezinski via one of her contacts. Again, I feel the need to
fleur-de-lisa
(14,627 posts)Siwsan
(26,268 posts)I may need to go into therapy, this week!!
fleur-de-lisa
(14,627 posts)I wouldn't care if he watched porn all day long, if only it would keep him from enacting policies that hurt people.
Hell, I would gladly PAY FOR HIS PORN HABIT if he would stop effing up the country!
mopinko
(70,129 posts)lets all chip in and buy him some dvd's.
hlthe2b
(102,293 posts)MineralMan
(146,317 posts)Aha!
i do believe we have a winner.
and here we thought it was the golf. no wonder he doesnt go to camp david.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Does he order Stormy Daniels videos?
But in all seriousness is there a rule somewhere in the Constitution prohibiting porn?
As much as I like JFK didnt he have sex with a lot of women? Did any of it happen in the White House? It seems that would be the most secure place.
I just got a mental image of Trump with bed head! Oh barf 🤮!
mopinko
(70,129 posts)i would be down w undoing that. we would all be better off if these wankers were ALL left to their wanking.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Who would be in charge of of blocking internet access to the President? I can see the President and First Lady blocking sites on the internet for their kids, just like any other parents, but who blocks it for other adults?
Im hoping there is some kind of monitoring for child porn, but thats illegal. Watching regular porn isnt, even for minors which is why parents decide whether to block such sites.
Would the Chief of staff decide? If so, then on what grounds and by whose authority?
MrsCoffee
(5,803 posts)MineralMan
(146,317 posts)Also, a President watching porn could be used as blackmail fodder.
It's probably the former, though, since security is a high priority at the White House, I'd think.
mopinko
(70,129 posts)net there.
that is a wise choice.
tanyev
(42,568 posts)Girard442
(6,077 posts)There's no way one of his low-life friends couldn't sneak him a 256G thumb drive loaded with porn he could stick into a laptop? That would be enough wank material to last him for life.
JonAndKatePlusABird
(312 posts)Because of how notoriously tech-averse Trump is..... I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't realize that Internet porn is a 'thing.'
Now time to go shower with bleach. Hopefully my appetite comes back tomorrow...
hlthe2b
(102,293 posts)smb
(3,473 posts)He says so himself, and he's too lazy and stubborn to learn.
Girard442
(6,077 posts)Imagine being the poor tech support person who has to keep replacing the keyboards because they constantly get stuck keys or who has to explain, "Mr. President, it's the thumb drive that you're supposed to stick into the computer."
Also, imagine that Trump sent hypothetical friend a shopping list of porn genres and it leaked somehow and the media published it.
woodsprite
(11,916 posts)Volaris
(10,272 posts)Youtube, Clerks, RST.
sorry, can't link from my phone =(
lark
(23,105 posts)NatBurner
(2,640 posts)go for it, don
squeeze one out and take a longass nap
asshole
WhiskeyGrinder
(22,357 posts)whopis01
(3,514 posts)Most business/enterprise class firewalls are going to block access to porn sites (among many other sites). Many are well known for hosting malware.
MontanaMama
(23,322 posts)was Mika talking about it? I dont watch MJ. Who is their source?
riversedge
(70,242 posts)PearliePoo2
(7,768 posts)No way he doesn't have someone bring him the thumb-drive loaded up with it. Probably delivered by the same guy that brings him the Big Macs. That same guy would show him how to play it on his bedroom TV. He wants it bad enough, he'll take the time to learn how it works.
Isn't it mind-blowing that we're even talking about no porn in the White House, porn-stars and the President at all?
I mean, can you imagine if Barack Obama had ____ fill in the blank.
global1
(25,253 posts)Stormy.
Trump is "the consumer" of exactly what Giuliani slandered.
Solly Mack
(90,773 posts)Achilleaze
(15,543 posts)How strange for Melanie (R)
Kotya
(235 posts)Seriously?
I understand there are prohibitions against watching porn on government computers but I cant think of any reason he would be prohibited from viewing porn on a personal computer.
Blue_Adept
(6,399 posts)Especially once NYC cleaned itself up for tourism and they lost all the seedy porn shops.
onethatcares
(16,172 posts)best collection of Beta tapes ever made, VHS is such old tech.
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)Seriously though, BARF!
PEACE!
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)I thought it was combing his hair, spraying tan or his daily dump.
Didn't he have one in the afternoon, too?
Stallion
(6,476 posts)FreepFryer
(7,077 posts)Freethinker65
(10,024 posts)Docreed2003
(16,863 posts)Newsflash dipshit that phone you can't seem to stay off of has internet access that can get you porn...for free!!
That doesn't even scrape the surface of the evangelical hypocrisy...just pointing out how fucking stupid this guy is
Moostache
(9,895 posts)And I guarantee you that the sick little-handed pervert KNOWS all about that functionality.
Blue Owl
(50,427 posts)Right, Rudy?
he has no qualms about anything else
Doodley
(9,095 posts)No wonder he is so angry and hates his job.
grumpyduck
(6,240 posts)the WH were to suddenly receive THOUSANDS of porn DVDs from "well wishers?"
And the story made it to the MSM?
BSdetect
(8,998 posts)Siwsan
(26,268 posts)No doubt his sons could give him some tips.
CabalPowered
(12,690 posts)He dictates to a staff member. That was my understanding. His skills appear to be limited to phone calls only.
Siwsan
(26,268 posts)And the ones that make you scratch your head, such as 'covfefe'.
StatGirl
(518 posts)Siwsan
(26,268 posts)I used to refer to them as the modern day 'Confederacy of Dunces' (I constantly thank John Kennedy Toole for that apt description) but sometimes it just falls a little short, for this crowd.
marylandblue
(12,344 posts)Makes him feel like Stormy is right there in the room with him again.
PearliePoo2
(7,768 posts)"Thank you Sarah. Regarding what Mika said this morning on MSNBC, can you please tell us if it's true that......"
(by the way, the video's gone freakin' viral now)
I especially like where Mika called both trump and Rudy PIGS! She is SO correct!
dalton99a
(81,516 posts)Mother prolly wouldn't let Pence buy or watch the stuff, but call Pruitt
RandySF
(58,911 posts)The White House is a 24/7 place of work.
unblock
(52,253 posts)smb
(3,473 posts)...but who -- even the Dotard -- would want to give the order knowing that it would probably be all over the news the next day?
unblock
(52,253 posts)no_hypocrisy
(46,130 posts)Win/Win.
mythology
(9,527 posts)Without porn to satisfy his urges, no wonder Melania disappears.
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)RESIGN. And take puppydog Pence with you. Then the two of you can watch all the porn you want. (And yes, it's entirely possible that Mr. Fake Holiness watches porn.)
NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)Give him that and two gallons of lubricant. Might help with some of his anger. Maybe we should start a petition for him.
syringis
(5,101 posts)Where the hell does a president of the USA find time to watch porn?
He's supposed to govern the country, not to let his instincts govern him!
Siwsan
(26,268 posts)I'm wondering if they have just given up on the daily briefings.