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[DesertRat]

"Serve"

Link to tweet

@IvankaTrump
Happy Birthday to our @VP Mike Pence! It is an honor to serve with such an exemplary leader. Cheers!

[skip fox]

1. Pence is thinking:

"Next time I'll bring lubricant."

[FSogol]

4. Oxymoron: Pence is thinking. Regular moron: Pence.

[DesertRat]

6. Why is Pence listing? Is one leg shorter than the other?

Did he just get off a boat?

[FSogol]

9. He wants to be absorbed by Trumpy via morphogenesis.

[rsdsharp]

10. Big dogs often

lean against their masters.

[Johonny]

12. He's thinking, "Next time I hope they use the lubricant."

[FSogol]

2. Why does Ivanka's neck keep getting longer? Stem cell therapy from giraffes or something else?

[CatMor]

5. Maybe because her chin keeps getting smaller....

she is such a phoney

[DesertRat]

7. lol

[dembotoz]

3. sam bee was 100 percent correct

[ksoze]

8. "добро пожаловать в белый дом"

[Johonny]

11. Hail Putin

[lunatica]

13. Daddy likes it when I wear my little girl pants

even though they’ve gotten kinda short and tight.

[DesertRat]

15. And did that top shrink in the wash?

[onethatcares]

14. "Mother, Mother"

"I didn't get any cake and he won't hold my hand like he said he would".


"Mother, can I have a pair of 8 inch stilletto heels for my birthday?"

[DesertRat]

16. "Mother Pence says I can't stand next to the blonde lady". nt

[imanamerican63]

17. All Trump is thinking about...

"Where is Stormy?" Or I want my "porn" back!