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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Thu Jun 7, 2018, 12:30 PM Jun 2018

"There is only one person who is master in this empire and I am not going to tolerate any other"

What Happens When a Bad-Tempered, Distractible Doofus Runs an Empire?
By Miranda Carter June 6, 2018

One of the few things that Kaiser Wilhelm II, who ruled Germany from 1888 to 1918, had a talent for was causing outrage. A particular specialty was insulting other monarchs. He called the diminutive King Victor Emmanuel III of Italy “the dwarf” in front of the king’s own entourage. He called Prince (later Tsar) Ferdinand, of Bulgaria, “Fernando naso,” on account of his beaky nose, and spread rumors that he was a hermaphrodite. Since Wilhelm was notably indiscreet, people always knew what he was saying behind their backs. Ferdinand had his revenge. After a visit to Germany, in 1909, during which the Kaiser slapped him on the bottom in public and then refused to apologize, Ferdinand awarded a valuable arms contract that had been promised to the Germans to a French company instead.

Not that this deterred the Kaiser. One of the many things that Wilhelm was convinced he was brilliant at, despite all evidence to the contrary, was “personal diplomacy,” fixing foreign policy through one-on-one meetings with other European monarchs and statesmen. In fact, Wilhelm could do neither the personal nor the diplomacy, and these meetings rarely went well. The Kaiser viewed other people in instrumental terms, was a compulsive liar, and seemed to have a limited understanding of cause and effect. In 1890, he let lapse a long-standing defensive agreement with Russia—the German Empire’s vast and sometimes threatening eastern neighbor. He judged, wrongly, that Russia was so desperate for German good will that he could keep it dangling. Instead, Russia immediately made an alliance with Germany’s western neighbor and enemy, France. Wilhelm decided he would charm and manipulate Tsar Nicholas II (a “ninny” and a “whimperer,” according to Wilhelm, fit only “to grow turnips”) into abandoning the alliance. In 1897, Nicholas told Wilhelm to get lost; the German-Russian alliance withered.

About a decade ago, I published “George, Nicholas and Wilhelm: Three Royal Cousins and the Road to World War I,” a book that was, in part, about Kaiser Wilhelm, who is probably best known for being Queen Victoria’s first grandchild and for leading Germany into the First World War. Ever since Donald Trump started campaigning for President, the Kaiser has once again been on my mind—his personal failings, and the global fallout they led to.

Trump’s tweets were what first reminded me of the Kaiser. Wilhelm was a compulsive speechmaker who constantly strayed off script. Even his staff couldn’t stop him, though it tried, distributing copies of speeches to the German press before he’d actually given them. Unfortunately, the Austrian press printed the speeches as they were delivered, and the gaffes and insults soon circulated around Europe. “There is only one person who is master in this empire and I am not going to tolerate any other,” Wilhelm liked to say, even though Germany had a democratic assembly and political parties. (“I’m the only one that matters,” Trump has said.) The Kaiser reserved particular abuse for political parties that voted against his policies. “I regard every Social Democrat as an enemy of the Fatherland,” he said, and he denounced the German Socialist party as a “gang of traitors.” August Bebel, the Socialist party leader, said that every time the Kaiser opened his mouth, the party gained another hundred thousand votes.

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/what-happens-when-a-bad-tempered-distractible-doofus-runs-an-empire
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"There is only one person who is master in this empire and I am not going to tolerate any other" (Original Post) Miles Archer Jun 2018 OP
Gee is Trump a reincarnation of the Kaiser? drray23 Jun 2018 #1
Derp Kaiser. n/t Orsino Jun 2018 #6
If you want to understand Trump, read up on Wilhelm II and the Agadir Crisis: DetlefK Jun 2018 #2
k and r niyad Jun 2018 #3
Thanks for the post yonder Jun 2018 #4
I really appreciate history lessons and parallels. philly_bob Jun 2018 #5

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)
2. If you want to understand Trump, read up on Wilhelm II and the Agadir Crisis:
Thu Jun 7, 2018, 12:46 PM
Jun 2018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agadir_Crisis

Amidst sensitive diplomatic negotiations between Germany and France about colonial territories in Africa, Wilhelm II sent a warship to the morrocan port of Agadir to show that he means business. People in Germany, France and Britain were shocked by this unnecessary militaristic threat.
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