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Initech

(100,080 posts)
Fri Jun 8, 2018, 11:22 AM Jun 2018

'Prophetess' Kat Kerr Took Authority Over A Storm And A Volcano To No Avail

On Memorial Day, Kat Kerr, a “prophetess” who claims that God brought her up to heaven before the 2016 election and told her that Donald Trump would be elected president, posted a video on her Facebook page in which she “took authority” over Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, ordering them both to cease causing any damage.

At the time, Alberto was heading toward the southern United States and Kerr used her “weather warrior staff” to declare that the storm would dissipate and not cause any flooding, damage, or deaths.

“I, as a believer of Jesus Christ, I take authority over that storm,” Kerry declared. “I say to you storm, ‘You will diminish.'”

“You are going to hear reports of it being downgraded because it has to obey us,” she guaranteed. “Somebody sent me a message saying, ‘Who do you think you are, Jesus Christ? You think you can command the weather?’ And I went, ‘Absolutely, yes! I’m a joint heir. Are you kidding? He took authority over the weather and we are supposed to be doing the same.'”

“You will not do destruction to your country,” Kerr told the storm. “You will not bring flooding rains. We command the rain to cease.”
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/prophetess-kat-kerr-took-authority-over-a-storm-and-a-volcano-to-no-avail/


These people really need to stop smoking that Covfefe, it will rot your mind!
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'Prophetess' Kat Kerr Took Authority Over A Storm And A Volcano To No Avail (Original Post) Initech Jun 2018 OP
Call me back Kat when you are able to authorize a new limb to Ferrets are Cool Jun 2018 #1
Oh, and how did the Kilauea thing work out? hatrack Jun 2018 #3
And her explanation for all the carnage and destruction will be . . . ? gratuitous Jun 2018 #2
No, Obama! marble falls Jun 2018 #6
Free clue for KK Kerr Achilleaze Jun 2018 #4
Covfefe, it will rot your mind? Actually I was thinking about finding out who her Covefe dealer was. marble falls Jun 2018 #5
Get thee behind me SATAN! brooklynite Jun 2018 #7
I'd prefer her to head to the volcano malaise Jun 2018 #8

Ferrets are Cool

(21,107 posts)
1. Call me back Kat when you are able to authorize a new limb to
Fri Jun 8, 2018, 11:26 AM
Jun 2018

grow back onto a person who has had one removed.

Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
4. Free clue for KK Kerr
Fri Jun 8, 2018, 11:28 AM
Jun 2018

That's wasn't gawd taking U to heaven. It was the republican facsimile, aka FAKE gawd, taking you to the KGOP's scum-encrusted RFC (republican fake central)

malaise

(269,054 posts)
8. I'd prefer her to head to the volcano
Fri Jun 8, 2018, 12:01 PM
Jun 2018

jump in the water and tell the lava to stop flowing in her direction immediately. Alternatively she could just lie in the middle of a road and command it to stop.

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