Time to retire the "America's Mayor"sobriquet. Fill in the blank. "Rudy Giuliani is America's _____"

[Miles Archer]

[bigbrother05]

1. Ass pimple?

[red dog 1]

35. lol

[Sneederbunk]

2. Fool.

[csziggy]

20. Court Jester - it's the perfect name for him

His performances amuse the Great Leader and distract the masses from what is really going on.

[KG]

3. butt plug

[unblock]

4. ... proof that not all cross-dressers are really cool people.

[treestar]

5. Dumbass

[Rorey]

6. the sidekick to America's embarrassment.

Guiliani ruined his own legacy a long time ago.

[Glorfindel]

7. Embarrassment.

n/t

[lapfog_1]

8. Vampire, Count Orlok

[ismnotwasm]

9. Fecal management system

[CatMor]

10. Clown

[AJT]

11. Crazy ass uncle

that no one wants to sit next to at Thanksgiving dinner.

[Orsino]

12. Punishment. n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. Worst Lawyer. Nt

[dchill]

14. Inflamed appendix.

[grantcart]

15. Face of "High Functioning Mental Illness" A Brain is a terrible thing to go missing

[world wide wally]

16. Dipshit

[Moostache]

17. Nosferatu cosplay champion. (n/t)

[blue neen]

18. Simon Bar Sinister: Rudy and Trump

[PufPuf23]

19. Neighbor's perverted step-uncle.

No one living is blood relative to a ghoul.

[gratuitous]

21. Ain't no provincialism like New York provincialism

Being the media and cultural center that it is, it's no wonder that New York City styles itself as the tastemaker and pacesetter for the nation. However, the rest of us are under no obligation to recognize that. I'll go with, "Rudy Giuliani? Didn't he used to be somebody?"

[Efilroft Sul]

22. Baghdad Bob

[MineralMan]

23. Bozo

[C_U_L8R]

24. He was never America's Mayor

And as a NYer on 9/11, he wasn't my mayor either as he hid in the basement. What a bozo.

[marybourg]

60. +1

[PJMcK]

75. +2

[duforsure]

25. America's little shxxhole.

[Takket]

26. America's

Pustules

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

27. I always thought it was cool when he made the light bulb light up!

Next time he's on Fox News he should resurrect that old trick!

[NurseJackie]

28. Consigliere.

[Grammy23]

29. Eternal shame. Nt

[dameatball]

30. organ grinder monkey

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

31. I was going to say bootlick but Pence has that sewn up.

[peequod]

32. I was going to say America's Cousin F*cker..

but I think I’ll go with Trump-Cuck. Trump ballgargler?

[pnwest]

33. Court Jester

[Wounded Bear]

34. Cross dresser...

not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Bluesaph]

36. America's Armpit

Trump is America’s bunghole.

[Donkees]

37. Crisis Actor

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

38. Door buzzard. Anyone pushes a button, he squawks like crazy.

We don't need a wall, just a good door buzzard.

[red dog 1]

39. Mobster

It's in his genes.

His father, Harold Giuliani, was convicted of felony assault and robbery, serving time in Sing Sing

After his release, Harold worked as an enforcer for his brother-in-law, Leo D'Avanzo, who ran an organized crime operation involved in loan sharking and gambling at a restaurant in Brooklyn.

(The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!)

[MrScorpio]

40. Dumbass.

[magicarpet]

41. Ass smoocher extraordinaire.

[flotsam]

42. Sphincter

'nuff said...

[COLGATE4]

43. Asshole in Chief?

[Ilsa]

44. Itching, burning Hemorrhoid. nt

[cynatnite]

45. Baghdad Bob. n/t

[moondust]

46. Rodeo Clown n/t

[Lil Missy]

47. Jackass

[Stinky The Clown]

48. anal wart

[Stinky The Clown]

49. penile pustule

[onenote]

50. Village Idiot

[Stinky The Clown]

51. impacted hemorrhoid

[Stinky The Clown]

52. staph infection

[volstork]

53. Anal fissure.

Yep, anal fissure.

[Thomas Hurt]

54. He isn't America's anything....he is just another christofascist shill

[Stinky The Clown]

55. toenail fungus

[Cary]

56. syphilitic chancre

[DinahMoeHum]

57. Senile Douchebag

His own children have practically disowned him, after what he did to their mother.

[Bleacher Creature]

58. Biggest fraud. nt

[Mr. Ected]

59. Punishment.

[FoxNewsSucks]

61. Shitbag

[tenderfoot]

62. Rudy Giuliani is another American Myth

Right up there with Sheriff Buford Pusser

[lunatica]

63. Giuliani is Trump's ass hickie

He sucks ass big time

[spanone]

64. suppository

[pamdb]

65. Giuliani

Crazy old uncle.

[Initech]

66. Asshole?

[milestogo]

71. Exactly.

[C_U_L8R]

67. Anal Cyst

[Garrett78]

68. ...constant source of unintended amusement.

[Historic NY]

69. Disgrace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cloudbase]

70. Jizz mopper. n/t

[rurallib]

72. Nightmare

[Blue_true]

73. Stink Turd. nt

[ornotna]

74. Clown du jour

Here today, gone tomorrow.

[EffieBlack]

76. Village Idiot

[AnnieBW]

77. Idiot.

n/t

[oswaldactedalone]

78. Steaming pile of shit

Makes you wonder if his ass is jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of his mouth.

[DangerousRhythm]

79. Clammy taint. n/t

[davsand]

80. Rudy is America's Chancre

A chancre (/ˈʃæŋkər/ SHANG-kər)[1] is a painless genital ulcer most commonly formed during the primary stage of syphilis. This infectious lesion forms approximately 21 days after the initial exposure to Treponema pallidum, the gram-negative spirochaete bacterium yielding syphilis. Chancres transmit the sexually transmissible disease of syphilis through direct physical contact. These ulcers usually form on or around the anus, mouth, penis and vagina.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancre

[Hugin]

81. Brundlefly.

Sorry, this is a vanity reply which is a reference to a reference.

Inside joke and whatnot.

Carry on.