Photo: It's just like waiting for the drunk uncle to show up for Thanksgiving dinner.

[Miles Archer]

L-R: European Council President Donald Tusk, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, French President Emmanuel Macron, British Prime Minister Theresa May, Italian Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte and European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker pose for photographers as they meet at the G7 Summit in the Charlevoix city of La Malbaie, Quebec, Canada, June 8, 2018. REUTERS/Yves Herman

[handmade34]

1. all in hopes

he will not show up... Trump should be kicked out!

[Ilsa]

2. And the druunk uncle wants to crash it with his BFF (Putin),

And they both have a tendency to eat half the pumpkin pie, throw up in the punch bowl, and cheer for the wrong football team.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. "Do you think he'll show up?"

"God, I hope not!"

"What should we do if he does?"

"He's not speaking to most of us, so maybe nothing."

"At least we know to expect his stupid Alpha Male handshake. I'm all ready for that."

"If he shakes your hand at all. You really got him last time, Justin."

"Remember how George Bush stroked my shoulders that one time? That was creepy, but Trump is worse."

"Don't worry, Angela. You're one of the people he isn't speaking to."

"Gott sei dank."

"He's supposed to be visiting us this summer. The Queen won't see him but I'm afraid I have to."

"I have an idea. Let's forget about tariffs and just fucking embargo everything."

(Applause)

[C_U_L8R]

4. dear gawd, he's gonna vomit all over that table

oh the shame of it all

[gratuitous]

5. Where's Donnie's high chair?

I note that these folks look happy enough right now. That won't last once Lord Littlehands arrives.

[yonder]

6. High chair? That would be for big boys

This is more age appropriate:

His lordship can pee, poop and drool all he wants without bothering the G6 members at the table.

[oberliner]

7. Giuseppe Conte is the drunk uncle

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. But Trump is the mean drunk uncle that everybody hoped wouldn't show up

because he'll insult the host, pick fights, take the best food for himself, fart at the table, puke in the kitchen sink and eventually pass out on the living room couch, which he will also befoul in his sleep. When he wakes up he'll start breaking things, and as usual the police will have to be called to remove him.