Kim Jong-Un prepares for The Handwanker Gambit

[Achilleaze]

No doubt top NK strategists are planning out the approach for the BIG HANDSHAKE moment with Comrade Casino, the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief. The republican has a sleazeball reputation as a sneaky handjerker, as many decent people have learned to their chagrin. Your wise primate prepares in advance, you know what I'm sayin?

However, since the republican misleader got totally DOMMMINATED by Macron the Masher, his vulnerability is glaringly obvious. His pussy paw has suffered a justly karmic impression, a Beastly Mark one might say. Should the Jong-unster apply the notorious Palm-Paralyizing Taekwdo Thumb Dig, or the Kickass Kyokushin Thumb Screwww?

We shall see what we shall see.

[RKP5637]

1. If he doesn't finally let go of Kim's hand after the grand shake, Kim's gonna think he

wants to arm wrestle.

[uppityperson]

2. I thought this was photoshopped, but it isn't

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/06/09/emmanuel-macron-leaves-mark-donald-trump-white-knuckle-handshake/

[Achilleaze]

3. I wonder what republican Comrade Casino* is thinking as he nurses his hand

aboard AF1 ? If only Pooty Poot were aboard, he could comfort his comrade with a princely pity party.

[Achilleaze]

4. The real deal

[lpbk2713]

5. All that KFC has a cumulative effect.

I'll be surprised if he makes it through this year.