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(2,191 posts)NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,693 posts)flapping over his fat gut down to his useless little crotch. I suspect he doesn't button up because his jackets are too tight and he's too vain to get them altered to fit properly.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)His tailor would have to completely disassemble his coats and add expansion panels to get them to button.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)forward so his ass would bulge under and to the sides of the back flap. His depends would show and wed be able to see how his pants bunch up between his thighs.
We should be happy he doesnt button his jacket!
pansypoo53219
(20,977 posts)maddiemom
(5,106 posts)in that western late in his career?
BeyondGeography
(39,374 posts)magicarpet
(14,150 posts)....jacket button would explode off if he inhaled, his stomach is so rotund.
Nitram
(22,801 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)bitterross
(4,066 posts)rurallib
(62,415 posts)Dear Leader is somewhere between - I'd venture 6'0"
Maybe the fact that his verticality has shrunk makes it a little harder to button that coat ---
underpants
(182,803 posts)Butterflylady
(3,543 posts)But I do know some ladies ad they age they lose height. I am 71 and am 5' 4". With that said, when I was 16 I was 5'5". So I have lost 1 &1/2 in. due to osteoporosis. Like I said I don't know about guys but with age comes loss of height if one has osteoporosis. I highly doubt he's 6'3".
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Not even close! Easily shorter and fatter. He keeps telling us that our eyes are lying to us and so many people believe him when he is clearly the liar.
Solly Mack
(90,767 posts)The orange skin highlights them, of course.
From the show "Friends" - the one with Ross' teeth.
CatWoman
(79,302 posts)and that suit looks like it's too small for him.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)are flapping in the breeze, they are so large. They have to be to cover his flabby, big butt. He really needs a professional TAILOR, instead of buying off the rack. He always looks like a slob, with those extra large shoulder pads, too.
maddiemom
(5,106 posts)But good off the rack suits are usually fitted at the store; the pants unhemmed to begin with. You just assume someone with Trump's supposed income would have quality, personally tailored suits, which should hide a multitude of anatomical faults. His suits look like he can't be bothered, OR he's such a blob that he's beyond the help of the most talented tailor.
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Hugin
(33,144 posts)I'm relieved his fly is up.
That got me
Hugin
(33,144 posts)The obligatory annual family picture with the creepy uncle.
Different Drummer
(7,615 posts)for small favors.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)the operative word, in his case.
lunasun
(21,646 posts)JI7
(89,249 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)pnwmom
(108,978 posts)magicarpet
(14,150 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)beautiful chocolate cake.
Saviolo
(3,282 posts)Or maybe just TJ Maxx.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)JI7
(89,249 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)He's more like "Bob's Discount Warehouse for Fat Asses".
bullwinkle428
(20,629 posts)CTyankee
(63,912 posts)When I traveled to Italy and France several years ago I was amazed at how handsome their men are. The Italians have a phrase about it: "Fare la bella figura" (make the beautiful figure).
Trump has no clue.
aeromanKC
(3,322 posts)One of these things just doesn't belong.
SunSeeker
(51,557 posts)Could Trudeau be any hotter?
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Trudeau makes him look like a wad of chewed up gum.
SunSeeker
(51,557 posts)Cha
(297,238 posts)SunSeeker
(51,557 posts)Hey Cha! My plumeria bush is finally blooming. When I stick my nose in the blossoms I can smell Kauai!
Cha
(297,238 posts)Link to tweet
The Obamas' State Dinner for PM Trudeau https://www.democraticunderground.com/118745163
Oh Wow.. you can grow plumerias in California! How cool is that?!! I bet it reminds you of Kauai.. they are literally Everywhere!
SunSeeker
(51,557 posts)Last edited Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:19 PM - Edit history (1)
Miss him so much!
Cha
(297,238 posts)how much President Obama and Family are missed!
Today is Sasha's 17th Birthday!
https://footwearnews.com/2018/fashion/celebrity-style/sasha-obama-birthday-fashion-shoes-style-1202571837/
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)He always looks so cheap and "off the rack". It's especially funny to watch his slacks waving in the breeze...so much material needed to cover his gut and ass that it can't be tailored down to fit his legs well. He's a mess.
maddiemom
(5,106 posts)those high-belted, wide- legged suit pants you saw in old movies from the Thirties and Forties. "el flappo baggos". Looking at Trump, that term came to mind for the first time in decades.
Cha
(297,238 posts)Yavin4
(35,438 posts)Thus starting WWIII
2naSalit
(86,612 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)Cha
(297,238 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)No comparison of off the rack to a tailored suits
LEFTNot fitted>>>>>>>tailored RIGHT
?911
SunSeeker
(51,557 posts)All the tailoring in the world isn't going to make that gelatinous, orange bag of puss any more palatable. All it would do is more clearly outline Shitler's corpulent physique.