When does tRump not lie?

[cynatnite]

I can't think of one time he hasn't. He'd lie about the size of his turds.

[dameatball]

1. Are you referring to Eric and Don, Jr.?

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

2. When he's sleeping? No, still "lies" in bed... prolly lies in his dreams too.

[Mc Mike]

3. He never not lies.

Or, he always not tells the truth.

[quickesst]

4. He is a walking lie

235 lb my ass.

[peggysue2]

5. When he's stuffing his mouth . . .

with cheeseburgers or KFC.

[Elwood P Dowd]

12. And sometimes when he is sleeping.

Hell, he probably even tweets lies on the phone when he is pooping his golden turds.

[Turbineguy]

6. His dreams

are lies.

[krispos42]

7. Half the time he's not lying

Mostly because that's when he's inhaling.

[Wounded Bear]

8. Actually, only half of what he says are lies...

the rest is just bullshit.

[First Speaker]

9. "Hey, my turds are the best..."

"...I'm telling you, folks, my turds are even bigger than my hands. And that's *really* big! Crooked Hillary, and her disgusting turds...well, there was never any comparison. We're making America great again, one turd at a time!"

[JHB]

10. When he's inhaling...

...unless his sniffs are lies too.

[Ferrets are Cool]

11. When does the sun not rise in the east? nt

[Rincewind]

13. The only time he tells the truth

is when he talks about how he wants to fuck Ivanka.

[Trek4Truth]

14. When he's sleeping. Oh wait not even then since he's LYING down.