What would you like to say if you met Trump?

[Doodley]

Suppose you met Trump and had the opportunity to say something to him. What would you like to say?

[Quemado]

1. F*** you!

nt

[ADX]

5. Ding-ding-ding, we have a winner, thread over...

First post nailed it...

[Initech]

17. Exactly what I was going to say!

[nature-lover]

2. I would turn and walk away. Nothing a real patriotic person could say would make an impact.

[world wide wally]

3. Waiter,can you please move the asshole you sat next to us?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I'm really sorry about your tiny penis and your huge bald spot.

[smirkymonkey]

46. *snort*

[underpants]

6. Nothing.

I wouldn't shake his hand. A certain level of respect must be given to every person ...until they make it clear they no longer deserve it.

[solara]

7. Easy

I would look into his tiny, piggy little eyes and tell him to "Wake the fuck up"

[Scarsdale]

8. Do something respectful

RESIGN now.

[unblock]

9. I would pretend I didn't recognize him

Nothing with piss him off more.

[Croney]

10. Rest In Peace if you can. You were warned about all that KFC.

[lame54]

11. "I am a huge fan. So nice to meet you...

Rip Taylor."

[UTUSN]

12. "I'm immune to you."

[PoiBoy]

13. President Obama sends his regards...

[canetoad]

14. "Let your hair go white naturally, Donald,"

"It's really liberating."

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

15. It would be extremely nasty and vulgar, and

Well beyond his understanding and attention span... IOW, I wouldn't bother saying anything. However, in all fairness, I'd also decline to piss in his face if his hair was on fire.

[Ferrets are Cool]

16. Fuck You Asswipe. nt

[struggle4progress]

18. There must be some kinda way outta here

[syringis]

19. ...

[blueinredohio]

20. RESIGN!

[Generic Brad]

21. First, I would get his attention by making him think I am complimenting him

That way he will attentively listen to my message before it morphs into something he does not expect.

"You are the greatest president ever....at losing, you crooked, loser piece of shit."

[Totally Tunsie]

22. My greatest nightmare would be the "opportunity" of meeting trump.

No thank you.

[gratuitous]

23. I'll let Frank take this one . . .

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

24. "Yes, I'd like fries with that" nt

[ooky]

25. "239 my ass. Your ass, maybe"

[empedocles]

60. ...

[empedocles]

62. A winner

[TDale313]

26. I think probably nothing.

He’s unreachable. I just don’t think there’s anything I could say that would matter to him or make me feel better.

[SummerSnow]

27. I would just say, tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock

Or i would let him shake my hand and i would fart really loud

[Glamrock]

28. "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

SMACK!

[no_hypocrisy]

29. Parole in 25 years isn't so long . . . . .

[MrScorpio]

30. I'm not really into confrontation

I’d rather be off doing something else that’s more constructive, like talking to a pit bull puppy.

[ProudLib72]

38. Oh, the neighbors had a pit bull over for the last two days!

I think it was their daughter's dog. He must have been fairly young, maybe 1 - 1.5 years because he still behaved like a puppy. I took my dog over to meet him, but she was growly. Evidently, she thinks she's too mature to have anything to do with playful dogs.

[MrScorpio]

56. Yep, the thing about pit bull puppies is that they're anything if a bit too boisterous at times.

[blogslut]

31. "This is worker speaking."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Think_We%27re_All_Bozos_on_This_Bus

[duforsure]

32. Was your soul worth it?

[NightWatcher]

33. Can't say in this forum. Agent Mike might bust me.

[Hekate]

49. Point

[Flaleftist]

34. We have nothing to discuss.

He can not be reasoned with and he will just lie. What I would like to do if we ever came face to face, I probably shouldn't say.

[First Speaker]

35. "I hope you'll keep your word about Social Security and Medicare, Mr President"...

...a serious answer to this question. It might make a millimeter of difference in his supposed mind.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

36. I would go out of my way to avoid him.

[WestIndianArchie]

37. I would say...

Give up! Turn yourself in.

[Vinca]

39. Seriously . . . you can't be as stupid as you seem, Don.

You shouldn't be president of the local Rotary Club.

[ProudLib72]

40. I'd say

Who are you? You look sort of familiar. Have we met?


It would drive him nuts!

[Takket]

41. I would hopefully start by saying....

“I’ll make this quick because the guards told me visiting hours end in five minutes.”

[backtoblue]

42. First, I'd have to take a toke or two to calm myself

Then I would enforce a four-foot rule so he doesn't "accidentally" grab my p*s*y.

I would say "Hi. I'm a disabled single mother who can't work any longer due to my boss assaulting me and prior dangerous work conditions spanning decades. My son gets CHIP funding for medical expenses. Why do you hate the poor, disabled, people of color, LBGTQ, and children?"

Then I would spit on him and walk away.


Of course, I'm very disgusted by his voice and face, so I don't know if I could wait that long to spit...

[Kittycow]

44. One could claim they have a nervous tic of spitting

when they meet greatness. That way he'd be basking in a spit-filled compliment and be confused.

Of course the SS would tackle you, so my plan might have some holes

[backtoblue]

45. Lol

I'm laughing thinking about how "his greatness" would react to being luggied in the face. He'd have a total breakdown. Perfect for that germophobic asshole

[MurrayDelph]

43. Excuse me

you missed that piece of highway trash.

[Hekate]

47. "Get thee behind me, Satan"

It's a classic.

[smirkymonkey]

48. "Aren't you the guy who sold me that piece of shit used car last year?"

Then I'd kick him in the balls.

[JI7]

50. Is Justin Trudeau really that amazing in person ?

Or something similar.

[SayItLoud]

51. Put your hands behind your back.

Mother fucker.

[Zoonart]

52. Drop dead.

[Different Drummer]

53. I would ask him why he doesn't seem to like the well-educated. n/t

[BarbaRosa]

54. Somebody bring me a bucket

[Civic Justice]

55. not much that anyone can say that he'd acknowledge...

Unless its Bill Gates, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos... and they decide to let him know what level of swindling peon that he truly is.

Trump has been living in an Apartment that is dressed and designed to look like the palace of an Eastern European Dictator, and over the span of time being in such, it has given him the idea that he is a Dictator... when everyone around his kisses his butt, and submit to anything he has to say.

He can't hang with the Real Billionaires who made their money without selling out to Russia and Ripping off the US IRS, and swindling the American Banks.

He hangs with people who have less money than he does and he knows they are in awe and in a money lusting trance, until they submit themselves without a second thought.

Republican have become like beggars, worshiping Trumps money and Fearful of his Belligerence, as they know of his Gangster Mentality and Gangster Manners.

Republican will only speak out when he is ousted or when it's after his burial... that's how obsessed they are with him at this time.

[smirkymonkey]

57. Obama jumped off a 50 story building and landed on his feet.

I'll bet you could never do that.

[Wolf Frankula]

58. You are under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, everything you say may be used against you. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand those rights?

If he is clamped in a chair then: You will answer all questions put to you completely and honestly. If you refuse, if you lie, you will be punished. Do you understand me?

Wolf

[Stinky The Clown]

59. Obama is a better man than you . . . . . on all counts.

[lpbk2713]

61. Care for a Drano cocktail?

...

[rock]

63. The last line in this skit does it for me

[Garrett78]

64. Your daddy was never proud of you and he never will be. And history will not look kindly upon you.

[MariaCSR]

65. I wouldn't say anything...I'd spit in his face.

I know that's terrible, but got dammit I hate that evil motherfucker.

[Vinnie From Indy]

66. Donald, you are insane

[CentralMass]

67. My what short fingers you have.

[pnwest]

68. Just "Why?".

[CTyankee]

69. I would not dignify him meeting with him.

I would have nothing to say (or maybe I would throw in "you are a disgrace to our nation>&quot

[Nevernose]

70. Wow! You're even more masculine in person!

No, thank you, Mr. President, but I don’t shake hands with large-handed men. It makes me feel so insecure and weak.

Also, while I’ve got the chance to ask you in person: what are you going to do about those crooks, Obama and Hillary? I heard that their Deep State was going to take away our health care and leave us with no national healthcare. I heard it on Fox News, so it was the most accurate news. Are you going to keep Obama’s anti-national-healthcare plan? Does he hate universal health care because he’s from Kenya? You’re not from Kenya, Mr. Trump, because you’re a real American. An American hero for standing up to Crooked Hillary, an evil woman who wants to take away our Medicare for all. Please don’t let those Democrats give us Medicare for all!

[SHRED]

71. I'd ask him...

"And what's your name again?"

[neeksgeek]

72. Nothing. I'd turn my back on him. nt

[SeattleVet]

73. Didn't you used to be someone famous or something?

Dan? Ron? Something like that...

Anyway, you look great in that orange jumpsuit. It complements your sallow skin tone and brings out the redness in your eyes.