PHOTO: "So...how many scoops do they give you? I get two. And extra chicken sauce."

[Miles Archer]

[Botany]

1. Is it just me but does Donny look really unhealthy?

Both of them are at market weight + too.

[underpants]

2. How is he only a few inches taller?

Maybe it's just the angle.

[Miles Archer]

3. He's got jet lag or something like it

Looked like hell at G7, looks like hell here.

I'll bet he was pissed that they didn't arrange for a golf cart.

[Botany]

4. Trump looks like just walking up a little grade puts him under stress ....

.... his face looks like he is straining just to walk. BTW and what is up w/his
oversized ties?

[Initech]

5. He looks like he's got much fatter.

All those cheeseburgers, KFC, diet Coke, and two scoops of ice cream can't be good for you.

[C_U_L8R]

6. "Gee I wish I could take care of my rivals..."

"by shooting them with anti-aircraft artillery"

[GoCubsGo]

7. I'm surprised they weren't holding hands. n/t

[Grammy23]

8. I can't really say that he looks a lot fatter than he has all along.

But then he was pretty chuffy during the campaign. On close ups, his face seems to be more ruddy and the spray tan is not covering the broken capillaries in his nose and face. Somebody needs to introduce him to Dermablend. He might get that fresh bloom of youth he yearns to have but instead gets that look of desperation to recreate what he lost years ago.

As for his tie/suit situation.....the red tie seems to be his go to tie when he wants to look Presidential. Or like the most important guy in the room. Apparently he had this one custom made to be a bit wider than his everyday red ties. In case Kim missed it, he wanted to present as the Alpha Male on first meeting. Plus, it serves as a convenient arrow pointing to his genitalia in case their are any wimmen around he wants to impress with his manliness. (Wink Wink)

The open jacket is just another one of his “I’m so cool with this” attitude that I won’t even bother to button my jacket. He has his jackets custom made by Omar the Tent maker and god only know who designs the pants. They flap around his legs like socks on a rooster so the tailoring for them must take no time at all.

I haven’t read all the commentary on the infamous meeting but my guess is that tRump is bursting with pride and tweeted out his joy at finally meeting his newest BFF. He can hardly wait to have Pooty and Little Rocketman for a Boy’s Weekend at Mara Lago so he can show them a real good time. He might even let THEM have two scoops!