ask a trumpie: if donnie's not a russian agent, what would a russian agent do differently?

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ok, humor a trumpie and put aside the question of whether or not he *is* a russian agent (he is, of course, but put that question aside because the trumpie will only deny it).

ask the trumpie what an actual russian agent would do differently. i mean, if he's not a russian agent, surely he's doing things a russian agent wouldn't do and a russian agent would do things donnie wouldn't do, right?


surely there's something, right?

right?

???

[JHB]

1. The answer is depressingly simple...

They'd say "Hillary would have won. MAGA!"

Their eternal answer is to blame Democrats. Especially ones named Clinton.

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2. i mean as president.

[JHB]

4. Variant of the same answer...

He'd list Democratic programs, not as they are, but the warped fantasy versions that exist in the heads or wingnuts.

[0rganism]

5. the moment you have to explain or clarify a hypothetical to a Trumpet the battle is already lost.

many here seem to be under the sad illusion of "The Normal". truth is, we are outside anything we've ever seen or imagined possible from the standard political spectrum. the Trumpets are cult members, pure and simple, they will not be swayed by anything so subtle and gentle as a hypothetical argument, and they will laugh at you for trying.

[tazkcmo]

3. No.

It would be more productive to eat a car battery.

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6. They are delicious you know. They have a nice tang.