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LuckyCharms

(17,459 posts)
Sat Jun 23, 2018, 08:06 AM Jun 2018

I'm having a dark fantasy/nightmare (depending on how you view it)

...that NATO countries, and some not part of NATO, become so sick of Trump's shit that they view him as a clear and present threat to humanity itself and band together to form a super-power which takes him out of office militarily.

I mean, why not. The fucker is caging children and building huge internment camps for Mexican/Central American children and who knows who else. And he's belittling and pissing off Canada. No sane individual starts shit with Canada. It's like he woke up after his normal 45 minutes of nightly sleep and said..."Today I will fuck with Canada, and I will fuck with them better than anyone".

And mark my words, this trade war bullshit will wreck more than just our economy.

I will echo my thoughts the morning after election day..."This is going to be fucking bad".

Don't get excited Agent Mike or Frank or whatever the fuck your name is. As of today, I'm still entitled to have some thoughts in my very own head. So reel your neck in. Besides, I have no power. I'm just a schmuck like you who is going to turn to dust as well someday.

I also have a fantasy that the Republican Congress will one day do their job as intended. Surely they have something better to accomplish than walking around with punchable faces...like maybe putting a check on Trump or something.

Finally, I dream that someday, Ivanka will talk like a human being, instead of some kind of breathless digitized Barbie Doll.

Oh, and Jared? It would make me feel really good if you attempted to stop looking like you were feeling the warmth from shitting yourself in real-time whenever you make a public appearance.

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I'm having a dark fantasy/nightmare (depending on how you view it) (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jun 2018 OP
My shrink use to tell me, it's only a dream... safeinOhio Jun 2018 #1
That's how I get through this thing called life anymore. LuckyCharms Jun 2018 #2
Oh, also, my shrink HATES Trump... LuckyCharms Jun 2018 #3
Haven't seen mine in 25 years. safeinOhio Jun 2018 #4

LuckyCharms

(17,459 posts)
3. Oh, also, my shrink HATES Trump...
Sat Jun 23, 2018, 08:13 AM
Jun 2018

He gets so worked up about him that I end up counseling my shrink...seriously.

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