Pence speaks out on eliminating Roe and what it will lead to.

[Funtatlaguy]

“Mother and I truly believe that God is now steering our country back in a righteous direction under the greatest most pious leader of all time. Not only will Roe be overturned. We will then move for a federal ban on all abortions. We will then move for a national directory that will pair up all 18year old girls and boys on their 18th birthday. They must be virgins (all others will be stoned or burned at the stake).
They will be taught to be missionaries and have relations only in the missionary position, fully clothed, with only small holes cut out for the purpose of fulfilling marital duties to bring forth a blessed event of holy childhood bearing.
Those white Christian families who are, unfortunately, barren will be provided with gender traitors to serve as egg or sperm substitutes. Blessed Day!”

[Wounded Bear]

1. Pence is a scary motherfucker...

[Vinnie From Indy]

2. Link?

[exboyfil]

5. Self generated Sarcasm

I know it is really hard to tell anymore.

[Funtatlaguy]

6. www.stupidmotherfuckingevangelicaltalibanfascist.net

[Iliyah]

3. ????????

Evangelist speaks with fork tongues.

This will surely bring out the young voters.

[NurseJackie]

4. He makes me ill.

[bitterross]

7. "Greatest and most pious leader" I had to stop there and throw up.

Pence is way worse than 45. He knows he's lying to the sheep and that they will eat it up.

[jodymarie aimee]

8. I'll stick with

the Ferret...

[bettyellen]

9. Please mark w /S

Hard to tell these days honestly.

[Funtatlaguy]

10. Seriously?

Burning at stake and arranged virginal marriages has to be marked as satire.
Dear lord.

[bettyellen]

11. The first paragraph does- and honestly it's not nearly as funny

For women right now as you might think.

Many of us are salty about this shit, and feeling quite vulnerable.... and so, I didn’t bother reading to that last part. But obviously I did “get it” before the end.