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Arkansas Granny

(31,507 posts) Mon Jul 2, 2018, 07:15 AM Jul 2018

Need a little humor to start your week? Read some of the replies to this tweet.

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Wise PaxCat
@WisePaxCat
So Alex Jones says the liberals are starting a Civil War on July 4th? You guys are supposed to tell me about this crap, now I am totally unprepared!

Is there a dress code? Do I need a horse?

Damnit, all I bought was BBQ supplies. Seriously, why didn’t anybody tell me?

11:42 PM - Jul 1, 2018

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Need a little humor to start your week? Read some of the replies to this tweet. (Original Post) Arkansas Granny Jul 2018 OP

lol! Am I not worthy Cha Jul 2018 #1

Did you want a horse or a llama? It makes a difference you know. Arkansas Granny Jul 2018 #2

Anything but a Cha Jul 2018 #3

Oh great! My plan was to get an early start on chores. Instead I have to read these comments!! Siwsan Jul 2018 #4

It's too bad the replies devolve into a mini flame war complete with blocking Nitram Jul 2018 #5

I made the comment in another thread about this very topic. gordianot Jul 2018 #6

Can I use my War on Christmas gear for this civil war, too? (n/t) Jim Lane Jul 2018 #7

I have a friend who produces copious amouts of natural gas... Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #8

Probably a war crime. TomSlick Jul 2018 #10

Shhhhh. world wide wally Jul 2018 #9

Cha

(296,893 posts)

1. lol! Am I not worthy

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 07:17 AM

Jul 2018

to ride?!

Arkansas Granny

(31,507 posts)

2. Did you want a horse or a llama? It makes a difference you know.

Reply to Cha (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 07:23 AM

Jul 2018

Cha

(296,893 posts)

3. Anything but a

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Reply #2)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 07:29 AM

Jul 2018

Shetland!

Siwsan

(26,251 posts)

4. Oh great! My plan was to get an early start on chores. Instead I have to read these comments!!

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 07:29 AM

Jul 2018

Nitram

(22,768 posts)

5. It's too bad the replies devolve into a mini flame war complete with blocking

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 09:34 AM

Jul 2018

and hurt feelings.

gordianot

(15,234 posts)

6. I made the comment in another thread about this very topic.

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 09:48 AM

Jul 2018

My horse is afraid of gunfire, darn no use in a civil war. He actually belongs to a neighbor and boards out in the summer on our property. Being blind in one eye he is long past days of riding and is not really sociable today. His major contribution to life is providing natural fertilizer in our fields. That does not mean this cantankerous old nag could not kick the shit out of someone who bothers him.

I will not be nice or civil to Republicans but it certainly does not mean I will shoot them. In return Republicans do not have to be nice or civil to me I do not expect to be shot.

Too bad human waste is not good fertilizer Alex Jones is of less use to life than the poor old nag retired in our field. Only a total ass contemplates Civil War as far as Alex Jones goes last time America had one his side lost.

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)

7. Can I use my War on Christmas gear for this civil war, too? (n/t)

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 12:45 PM

Jul 2018

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

8. I have a friend who produces copious amouts of natural gas...

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Mon Jul 2, 2018, 02:47 PM

Jul 2018

he may now have found his reason for being! All he needs for fuel is about a dozen of those hot dogs and some spicy mustard. Can't shoot em? Gassssss 'em!

OK if I bring him?