Does everyone have their orders for tomorrow...?

[First Speaker]

...not, of course, that there's anything to have "orders" about...of course not. And by the way:

1. The tiger lilies are in bloom. Repeat: the tiger lilies are in bloom.

2. No wife, no horse, no moustache.

3. Maryland is a nice state. But Delaware has better beaches.

Everyone ignore this message. Just another crazy DUer rambling on about nothing at all. Have a Happy Fourth...

[dhol82]

1. The seagull flies at midnight.

[0rganism]

2. thanks for the heads up

the dolphin is in the hot tub
nothing to see here, move along

[Aristus]

3. The dead dog barks backwards.

Krab, krab...

[Demovictory9]

13. lol

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Should I bring the potato salad or the hot dog buns?

The email I got from George Soros wasn't really clear about that.

[dembotoz]

14. check from george has not arrived yet.....the tailgate is on hold repeat the tailgate is on hold

[Totally Tunsie]

28. Live a little...bring potato buns or hot dog salad!

[jmowreader]

38. Potato buns are really good

Hot dog salad doesn't sound like it would be.

[treestar]

67. The hot dog buns

George told me to bring the potato salad; said you were bringing the hot dog buns.

[lastlib]

91. Bring buns--we might capture some brats.........

[Croney]

5. HEY! I know you meant to post this in the secret forum,

but you're out in public! Better move it quick.

[lapfog_1]

6. my taco truck is ready to go

I will drive to the border tonight to get the secret "asylum seekers" / infiltrators... I can deliver them to every Hobby Lobby in the nation to steal the yarn and drive the MAGAts to despair and cause them to overdose on opioids. I feel we can win without firing a single shot.

[mcar]

7. It's not the heat but the humidity

[shanti]

32. But it's a dry heat

[mcar]

33. A dry heat feels less hot

[shanti]

51. Agreed.

I'm in Sacramento, home of the 100 degree plus dry heat, although to me, it seems to be getting more humid here. being very pale though, i spend most of the summer inside with the AC blasting, and would do that if it was a dry or humid heat. A 100 degree humid heat sounds totally unbearable!

stay cool, wherever you are!

[Homer Wells]

58. A blast furnace is also a dry heat.

Up to around 110/heat index here tomorrow.

[Glorfindel]

8. Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

And, "I yearn for you tragically. A. T. Tappman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."

Those who have eyes and ears, let them see and hear.

Not, of course, that there is anything TO see and hear. Quite the contrary, actually.

Happy, Happy, Happy Quatro de Julio, y'all!

[Va Lefty]

9. The chair is against the wall.

[Vinca]

10. Oh, jeez, I forgot it's the day we're supposed to be starting a civil war.

Can I bring the potato salad anyway? I cooked the potatoes and eggs today . . . a crazed, libtard has to eat after all.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. If you have the potato salad ready to go, I'll bring the hot dog buns.

See #4. But please don't put raisins in it.

[Glorfindel]

20. Raisins in potato salad? Dear Lord, is NOTHING sacred?

Quick, fetch my smelling salts!!!!

[NCTraveler]

11. Roger. Nt

[Sanity Claws]

15. Calla lilies, not tiger lilies.

You are supposed to say it like Katherine Hepburn in Stage Door.

[Honeycombe8]

37. +1. nt

[First Speaker]

49. That was perceived as being a bit too obvious...

...not that there's anything to be "obvious" about...

[Sherman A1]

16. The Wind is in the

Buffalo.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

79. Hahaha

[Xolodno]

17. Sorry everyone, think it needs to be canceled....

...kinda just want to sip beer grill a bit tomorrow.

[Warren_Pointe]

18. Wounds my heart with a monotonous langour

High on a hillside, the trucks are loading.

[Leith]

19. Well, SOMEbody Better Show Up

I cut up a large watermelon and took the seeds out of the chunks. That's a lot of work.

[Gothmog]

22. I have the potato salad

[Leith]

26. No Raisins!!

That's an abomination.

I suck at potato salad. I either boil the potatoes too much so you get mashed potato salad or not enough so the potatoes are almost as crunchy as the celery.

[jmowreader]

41. Leith, here's what you do

First, choose the right potatoes. Russets (ordinary utility-grade potatoes, the kind everyone has around the house) are mashing potatoes. Red potatoes are salad potatoes.

Set aside one more potato than you think you're going to need.

Use your scrub brush to clean the potatoes well. Red potatoes have thin, edible skins, so don't peel them. Cut them into cubes and put them in a big pot with enough water to cover them well. Bring to a boil and cook for 13 minutes.

While the potatoes are still boiling, use a kitchen spoon to bail one piece of potato out of the pot. Cool it under running water, then eat it. You've eaten potato salad before; if the potatoes aren't as tender as you remember, cook for another minute and try another piece. When they're right, take them off the stove and drain them.

[Leith]

88. You're Trying to Win Me Over with Logic and Good Sense

Fortunately that works with me. It's why I'm liberal.

Thanks!

[bluecollar2]

24. Special order 154674398-ACF specifically

Stated that seedless watermelons were the official invasion fruit.

Unless you have an exemption statement filed in triplicate you're gonna have to freeze all of it and resupply for the war on Christmas.

[Leith]

29. Aww... Man!

That musta been in the fine print.

Still, since I took all the seeds out if it, it now is seedless watermelon. Can I still come? I have my own apron. I'll sit in back and not bother anybody... (nod to Monty Python there).

[bluecollar2]

31. Fortunately you are welcome to attend.

However, you will be required to wear an eye patch, Wellington boots, a handkerchief on your head and and a beret.

[Gothmog]

86. What about sandwiches?

Link to tweet

[Gothmog]

89. Yeah

Link to tweet

[Gothmog]

21. The alligators are ready

[trof]

23. I'll bring the pikes and halberds.

[smirkymonkey]

25. Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

If you are found out, go to plan B immediately.

[Sanity Claws]

46. Wo ist deine Wurst?

Ist sie in deinen Lederhosen mit deinen Sauerkraut?

[smirkymonkey]

71. Ja, es ist sehr gemtlich dort!

Alles, was es braucht, ist ein wenig Senf!

[Squinch]

53. Mental picture.

[smirkymonkey]

72. Actually, that is from Top Secret!

With Val Kilmer and Lucy Gutteridge. Another Abrahams/Zucker film.

[gratuitous]

27. Le chevalier frappe a minuit

Can someone PM me whether I have the baked beans or potato salad? I forgot what Delaware is supposed to mean.

[Coventina]

30. SNAFU here!

The Nathan's are missing their buns!

Repeat: The Nathan's are missing their buns!

[Donkees]

34. The mustard's not yellow, it's chicken

1. Johnny's in the basement mixing up the menu

2. The forks don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles

[yardwork]

44. I thought it was the pump that don't work. Don't buy no-dose.

[Donkees]

47. Don't buy bow tie pasta. Carry a trench coat when you bring the lettuce.

[yardwork]

54. Leave the gummi bears on the stairs.

[Donkees]

61. The salmon are running on the escalators

[Phentex]

35. I plan to wake in a field of donkeys...

be there.


http://gawker.com/driver-i-woke-up-like-this-in-a-field-of-donkeys-1635916344

[Donkees]

48. Roger that

[CrispyQ]

36. I'm sleeping in. -nt

[infinite_wisdom]

39. Acknowledged...

I received the text from Commander George Soros. I can only assume my comrades have also received.

We go tomorrow. 6 AM. Or....whenever you wake up on a Holiday. For me, it will be more like 11 AM. So, we can go anytime between 6 AM and 11. Unless you need extra time to eat breakfast. So maybe...noon?

What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

[uppityperson]

74. Eggs Benedict for breakfast?

[infinite_wisdom]

81. We may have to wait until after brunch

for the revolution to commence.

These things are so tedious. It would have been sooo much better had Alex Jones not found out. Now, we have to deal with all the Infowars people hopped up on "Alpha Power" supplements.

See you 'round noon.

This will be our finest hour.

[Kajun Gal]

40. Rain here. Yay! We need it.

[DesertRat]

42. Be sure to bring your stash of Soros currency

U.S. Dollars will do you no good.

[Honeycombe8]

43. Stick to the road and stay off the moors. (I'm the one in the hat....)

[jmowreader]

45. I'm bringing a keg of Bud and a door buzzard.

[yardwork]

55. Is the door buzzard off duty for the day?

[jmowreader]

57. Of course.

[ellie]

50. I have to bow out

I have to work on Thursday. Have a good war without me!

[Clarity2]

52. I've got my musket!!

Oh wait, I meant I'll bring the mustard.

[Brother Buzz]

56. I believe I've got mine down pat.

1. Down to the road block, we've just begun
2. The guards are through
3. The Major's men are on a spree
4. Major and Wladislaw go through the door
5. Pinkley stays out in the drive
6. The Major gives the rope a fix
7. Wladislaw throws the hook to heaven
8. Jimenez has got a date
9. The other guys go up the line
10. Sawyer and Lever are in the pen
11. Posey guards points five and seven
12. Wladislaw and the Major go down to delve
13. Franko goes up without being seen
14. Zero-hour - Jimenez cuts the cable, Franko cuts the phone
15. Franko goes in where the others have been
16. We all come out like it's Halloween.

[backtoblue]

59. Someone please tell me what kind of pickles to bring!

How many boxes of wine?

[Wounded Bear]

60. Dammit, I missed it!

I took a nap, and the email must have self-destructed before I woke up.

Does anyone have a direct line to Mr Phelps?

[MyOwnPeace]

63. I'd like to help.............

but I'm stuck in the air circulation vent (I must have gained weight since the last insurrection!).

[Eko]

62. The trumpaboon has left the cage.

[Ferrets are Cool]

64. Sorry to rain on your parade, but

it's kinda hard to enjoy a day of celebration knowing that we are holding children in cages....away from their parents...just for trying to flee murder and death.
I won't be celebrating anything here.

And no, I won't be part of any civil war either.

[catbyte]

65. Got my Potluck List right here...

[IMG][/IMG]

[HipChick]

66. Can I bring my Union Jack flag?

I'll need it back for England's game on Sat morning though...

[treestar]

68. This could be the day for Her Majesty

to officially act on her Revocation of Independence.

[HipChick]

75. You know. ...I'm going to have to post that...

[catbyte]

69. Hell, yeah!

[TomSlick]

70. The pikes must be together at the rising of the moon.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

77. Hahaha

[Jim Lane]

82. But whistling up a marching tune seems kinda right-wing

I'll whistle up "The Internationale" instead.

[mwooldri]

73. John has small hands.

I repeat... John has small hands.

Happy 4th! I wonder how many RWNJ's will freak out when NPR reads out the Declaration of Independence tomorrow?

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

76. I received the message and reply...

'The daffodils are dead in the garden.'
'Roll tide over the ship wreck on the beach.'
'Red Storm rising over the mountains of old.'
You have your counter-orders comrade.
Carry on, and ignore this message as well......

[applegrove]

78. I'll bring the 'potato salad'

[Hekate]

80. The significant owl hoots in the night

May the Fourth be with you

[Jim Lane]

83. I wanna fly a black helicopter. (n/t)

[Tucker08087]

84. I'm bringing gallons of blueclaw crabs

Directly from the Barnegat Bay in NJ. They are alive, the are angry (I think they’re republicans. They’re ALWAYS angry.) They are ready to fight. A few have (I’m sorry to say) torn the famed blue claw from an adversary for no good reason that I can see (other than the fact that they’re republicans.) They don’t care whose side they are on. They just want “theirs.” (Repub...)
I’m telling you, with about 20 other people to dump the crabs on a hill toward our adversaries, this will be over in 15 minutes. I’ve never seems comical screaming and running quite like what happens when a manly man is attacked by blue claws! Shoot them? Hardly a solid plan. That claw is attached somewhere very near and dear to you and it’s not letting go. Count yourself lucky if it’s your nose or toes!
Afterward, I know they are expensive, but they live with us in relative harmony, so I’d like to release them back to the bay, rather the “include” them in our picnic.

[Gothmog]

85. For this thread

Link to tweet

[dweller]

90. aww hell ... and I was up all night cleaning and loading

my muskrat ☹️

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS19XT2FUO3tSOQlmF5kScQ2bcIuHEE5jkw2wFFFLwTaXzkJQ

[Gothmog]

87. Trump's crack troops

Link to tweet