#SecondCivilWar is trending on Twitter. If humor were weapons, we'd be nuking everything.

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Gotta thank Alex Jones for this hilarious fever dream & thank you to Resisters for your awesome senses of humor. We need it in these Dark Days.

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I have surrounded my home with a wall made from Hillary Clinton's emails since none of the MAGAs can get over them. God willing, I won't run out of avocados and my wifi service will go uninterrupted. #SecondCivilWar
10:36 AM - Jul 4, 2018

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Happy #SecondCivilWar Day! Let's meet at Hillary and Bill's house and we'll end the day at Maxine Waters' place! Queen Elizabeth won't be attending...she's in a mood.
10:29 AM - Jul 4, 2018

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Hot yoga has prepared me for the heat of the summer sun here in Virginia. I am here for a horse show technically, but I brought anchor-clothes in case a battle breaks out that I need to cover. The local stores sell almond milk so no worries about rations.
Molly Jong-Fast
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I pulled on my yoga pants, stopped at Starbucks for a skinny latte and grabbed my iPhone and a portable battery. I worried I wouldn’t go to the right battleground but luckily it was location tagged on Facebook. I knew I could postmate avocado toast for lunch. #SecondCivilWar

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Twitter has redeemed itself with this - some of the funniest stuff ever.

[Lochloosa]

2. Too good.

Podcaster Tim in NYC (@TJBeauregard) Tweeted:
Don't fire until you see the whites of their hoods
#SecondCivilWar

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[Arkansas Granny]

3. I've been reading and lmao all morning.

Clearly, some of these people should be comedy writers.🇺🇸

[TreasonousBastard]

4. Beat me to it-- too busy reading and laughing to post

Dear Ma,
The war will end soon,I’m sure. Paradoxically, the MAGA army decided to not bring any guns, because guns don’t kill people...Also,the MAGAmedics are facing a crisis since the thoughts and prayers don’t seem to be working as planned. Be home soon. #secondcivilwarletters

[Turbineguy]

5. Such as that may be.....

The MAGA's are boycotting Walmart, which means they may be able to drum up reinfarcements.

[JHB]

6. "Wall of Hillary Clinton's emails"...

...because MAGAs can't get over them!

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10. That was my favorite.

[Gothmog]

7. Great news

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[DesertRat]

8. Love it!

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[Achilleaze]

9. Dear Jared, I am sorry to have to write and tell you that

while you were away Dodging the Draft for the #SecondCivilWar I met a real studmuffin named Justin from Canada. So you are history. Get over it.

- Ivanka

[HAB911]

11. This # I find particularly indicative of the difference between

liberals and conservatives

[pwb]

12. It would be a war between the people and the billionaires .

Too few with too much can't work.

[Gothmog]

13. When you didn't get the memo about the dress code for the #SecondCivilWar.

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