Attention: Civil War Postponed!

[ehrnst]

[snowybirdie]

1. Thanks for the update

Will deploy to nearest polling place as ordered!

[DownriverDem]

48. Serious Question

How will we know who the enemy is? Not all white folks are repubs. Don't shoot me bro!

[ehrnst]

50. Those who support the policies of Dear Leader. Vote Democratic, and you're good. (nt)

[htuttle]

2. Now what am I going to do with all this 'going-to-war' macaroni salad?

[madinmaryland]

18. Have a party!!

[Jerry Can]

25. Go to the White House and meet the Resident

Scoop some macaroni salad into his hat and call it stable genius brain matter.

[lagomorph777]

49. Bazinga!

[underpants]

52. ...and uh 300 tuna fish and 200 bacon lettuce and tomato

[sheshe2]

3. Brava, ehrnst!

[TomSlick]

4. Preparatory barrages scheduled.

Code word: "Early Voting."

[trof]

5. Aw shoot! I already loaded up on hardtack and bully beef.

Anybody hungry?

[Vinca]

6. I'm stuck with potato salad and a strawberry pie.

You just can't count on war.

[Brother Buzz]

20. I'll gladly trade my 'Ham and MoFos' for that Haute cuisine

[Aristus]

23. My field fave:

[Jerry Can]

27. Mar-a-Lago with Sauced Meatball?

I hope you have a truly strong stomach!

[Aristus]

28. Marinara.

And MRE's are still better than the shit Trump eats...

[DashOneBravo]

32. That was much better than

Beans and baby dicks

[Aristus]

33. And Chicken A La King.

That shit was awful.

The packers at the plant must have known this, and threw the Chocolate Nut Cake dessert pack in with it to make up for it.

Chocolate Nut Cake was worth its weight in gold out in the field...

[DashOneBravo]

41. Chicken A La King was my favorite

I know I’m weird.

I agree with all the rest too and I loved the peanut butter.

[RainCaster]

7. Do you know how much avacado toast I have to eat now?

Does anyone have a latte I can wash this down with?

[zipplewrath]

8. Can I still eat the potato salad?

I mean, I'd hate it to go to waste.

[Stonepounder]

9. Dang! And here I am at Bowling Green with buckets of potato salad.

[bottomofthehill]

35. The second battle of bowling green... aw, snap

That’s not happening either .....

[lunatica]

10. Oh Shit!

I already abducted my neighbors and have them hogtied in my basement! What do I do now?!

Shit!!

[Ferrets are Cool]

14. Just don't ask for ransom. If they are repugs, they aren't worth

.02.

[lunatica]

17. Oh OK!

I’ll set them free and just tell them nobody was willing to pay their ransom.

[George II]

11. To quote Estelle Costanza (from Seinfeld), "What am I going to do with all this paiai?"

[Cheviteau]

12. Well, Fiddle Sticks!

That's three days of cleaning my old powder horn that I'll never get back. Is Alex Jones responsible for this shit?

[treestar]

13. Find out where the battlefield is

by looking up your polling place!

[Iggo]

15. Got it.

[Takket]

16. well once alex jones figured out what we were doing, the element of surprise was lost

[SWBTATTReg]

34. Someone needs to kick Alex Jones in the ass and tell him to get lost (and here I'm being nice...nt

[bucolic_frolic]

19. Don't give them any ideas

[smirkymonkey]

21. Damn! Good thing all this S'mores Schnapps will keep until then.

See y'all in November!

[jg10003]

22. The civil war will start when people no longer have confidence in elections.

The reason there was no civil war during the depression or in the 1960's is because Americans have always believed that they could "vote the bums out." It is that faith in the integrity of elections that prevents people from resorting to violent change. When that faith is destroyed and people no longer believe that change is possible through elections, that is when violent revolution become inevitable.

[BlueJac]

24. Trump is hiding our troops...

will they be at the polls Nov 6th?

[samnsara]

26. i just washed and ironed all my warrin' clothes!

[edbermac]

29. Good, I was too busy watching the ballgame.

Go Sox!

[nolabear]

30. K&R 100

Fight! Fight! Fight!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

31. Damn it!!!!!

I was so looking forward to shoving several gay frogs up Alex Jones's ass.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

36. Think I missed it cuz....

[Scurrilous]

37. K&R

[bronxiteforever]

38. Kick and recommend.

[Flaleftist]

39. Fine, but tell Soros that I'm keeping my payment. nt

[infinite_wisdom]

40. Yeah...

he ain't getting that money back from me either.

I'm still waiting for the promised payment from him for voting for Hillary. And I voted for her 10 times in 4 different states.

This is just ridiculous. We can't organize a simple revolution and overthrow of the most powerful nation on Earth? C'mon people. This is not rocket science.

Try again next year I suppose. Sigh.

[efhmc]

42. It was way too rainy in Austin but we sure needed it;

the rain that is.

[sarcasmo]

43. A great day will come when the Sandy Hook parents sue Alex Jones out of business.

[Totally Tunsie]

44. Darn...it took all week to iron the wrinkles out of my birthday suit.

[Cha]

45. And..

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

GOTV

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

ehrnst

[Honeycombe8]

46. All right....I will await further instructions....

[Hekate]

47. Kick!

[ThoughtCriminal]

51. I hate it when "Plan X" changes

And nobody tells me. Do you have any idea how silly I looked yesterday?

[Blue_Tires]

53. Nobody brought any beer or pizza, anyway...