#SecondCivilWar: "We've taken Hobby Lobby..."

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12:31 pm

We've taken Hobby Lobby but none of us knows what to do with it.

#SecondCivilWar

1:32 PM - 4 Jul 2018

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[hlthe2b]

1. Well, if you brought the birth control...

there might well be some very grateful employees....

[avebury]

2. You could also order the return of all the "bibical

artifacts" to the appropriate countries. That will make the Greens' collective heads explode.

[Alwaysna]

3. Arm yourselves!

With glitter!

[Grammy23]

7. And feather boas.

The rainbow kind. That will get them where they live.

😂😂😂

[TheBlackAdder]

4. Hopefully, you've had your shots. Don't forget to wash your hands. Overly pious people are dirtier.

[SunSeeker]

5. LOL

[BobTheSubgenius]

6. Letters From The Second Civil War.

Dearest Donald,

I write from the Golden Tower. I try to #BeBest in letter, but can no longer Google Michelle Obama's speeches because wifi it is down.

Yours until I am too old.

Melanie

[Laura PourMeADrink]

8. If u haven't discovered Twitter... this has

been the best thread yet ! The humor and wit makes the other side look like 3rd grade level thinkers. Being generous, because lots of them sound like no-school thinkers.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

9. One of the best for the day...

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Thanks, Alex Jones for making this 4th of July so memorable!!.......

[Cha]

14. LOL.. ROFL

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Yeah, thanks idiot jones

[KY_EnviroGuy]

18. This gal....

Carol Olson is quite the hell raiser, see: https://twitter.com/carololson

She was spot-on in many ways with this: Well they seem okay with having choice taken away from them, so really you can do anything.

...............

[Cha]

19. Yeah, she is.. We need all those

available!

You're right about this one.. it is one of the best ones of the day. Hilarious!

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And, this one..

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But, still we March!

[Gothmog]

10. From my twitter feed

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[Cha]

13. lol.. and from Yankee Girl..

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[DesertRat]

11. BREAKING: Mitch McConnell sending reinforcements to #SecondCivilWar!

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[KY_EnviroGuy]

17. Oh, noes....

They'll be trying to cross the Ohio at Louisville and meet up with Pence's Evangelical White Rabbits.

Break out the cast iron turtle soup pots!!.......

[Cha]

12. Your response has brought much needed joy to those of us fighting in the Bowling Green Massacre.

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[Hekate]

15. This is wonderful. "Shoot if you must this old gray head, but spare my country's flag, she said"....

Too bad I don't Twit -- I rely on DU to bring the best, and you do.

[grantcart]

16. Think of the children

Fifty years from now they will have to spend hours composing 5 page essays on "The Seminal Causes of the Second Civil War".

If we had thought about their suffering we would have skipped the whole thing.

[Donkees]

20. The Great American Snivel War

[dembotoz]

21. Those hobby lobby bastards are crafty.. damnit

[Vinca]

22. Now that's funny . . . LOL.