The gazebo is ours. I await your warm embrace, Abigail.

[StrictlyRockers]

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[Crutchez_CuiBono]

1. #DearestSojourn (Letters home from the first day of battle of the 2nd Civil War)

The battle was long and hot, but the vanquished suffered most all the woundings. The drum detail has been dispatched to collect all the stragglers who seem to easily beg for mercy whilst bemoaning the tangelo in chief as their leader. Distant cracks of the retreating armies fireworks (Erm GUNFIRE), echo through the valley as our valiant troops maraud coolers left behind by over zealous despots...now 'riven from the field. We are all greatly encouraged with the liberation of the fascists food stuffs and alcohol caches. I forsee a much deserved even'in of candor and good cheer about the battles fought today herewith. The spoils provide much merriment and there's dancing and singing from all corners of the battlefield. I await your loving arms....Fredrick Flugelhandlemen. Lt. 12th Formage Regiment. Army of the Northern Sanity

[klook]

2. Poetic.

Nicely done.


2-page spread of hearses in AutoTrader U.K. edition

[HurricaneWarning]

3. K and R

Made me laugh.

[grantcart]

4. The " Libety or Tranny" sign is priceless.

[orleans]

5. omg! i didn't see these before now

and now i can't stop posting them on fb!!!!

[C Moon]

6. Very good!!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

7. Another good one...

Doran “Optimist Prime” Wetzel @mehitsbeendone
Replying to @Stonekettle

They cut off their own supply lines when they decided to boycott Walmart. Our taco trucks and library book mobiles have flanked them. Their front line cannot hold. Victory is at hand.

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Don't think I can take much more of these hilarity spasms from my own party..............

Thank goodness for this welcome break from the REAL war!.....

[Aristus]

8. "My dearest, darling Katherine.

My eyes ache to see you, and my arms are hungry for your touch. Nothing which can be conceived by the mind of man can equal the agony I feel as a result of your absence. I pray fervently that the forbearance of Almighty God will bring this bloody conflict to a swift and just conclusion, that I may once more behold your beloved countenance.

Your most faithful and resolute husband,

Daniel.

[uponit7771]

9. K&R, "& dog-eared copies of Auto Trader magazine"