Since Scott Pruitt was the only casualty of the #secondcivilwar where should he be buried?

[madinmaryland]

I'm thinking about one of the superfund sites that has not been cleaned up. Any site really, that is filled was racists, rogues, and billionaires sounds good to me.

[lunatica]

1. In his phone booth under poisoned landfill

[fierywoman]

2. Why waste a perfectly good phone booth? Throw his body in a poisoned

landfill as if he were being buried in a pauper's grave.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Why do you hate

poisoned landfills?

[Leghorn21]

3. Picher, OKLAHOMA, mad!! - Okay, it's a tad empty, but it somehow works for me

Actually, it’s pretty soundproof
Oh hell yeah

[mahatmakanejeeves]

10. It has electricity. NT

[Leghorn21]

12. Well in that case, I hereby withdraw my nomination!!! eom

[workinclasszero]

5. In a dog kennel

lowered into a swamp!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. In a barrel at a superfund site.

[brooklynite]

7. I believe it's only fair he be buried in the sand trap on hole 17 at Trump National Golf Course

[Xipe Totec]

8. A cable tow's length from shore, where the tide ebbs and flows twice in 24 hours

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Neither land nor sea, the place is considered unhallowed land where those denied last rites are buried.

Also appropriate because he's a sea-level rise denier.

[Tipperary]

15. I am giggling as I try to imagine a cable toe.

[Xipe Totec]

16. Fixed!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

9. Letter home: "Dearest one: I trust your new job at Chick-fil-a is to your liking." NT

[kwassa]

11. A statue in the swamp from which he came.

[Raster]

13. The National Cemetery at Bowling Green...

...Kellyanne Conjob* can say a few words... lies, probably, that's all she knows.

[Sneederbunk]

14. Any dung heap will do. One grifter down. So many to go.

[Takket]

17. not so much "where" but "when"

i vote for right now..................

[Turbineguy]

18. Under the Men's Room

in a Port Authority Bus Station.

[Totally Tunsie]

19. Bury him? NAHHHH...Hoist his body high, strapped to a stinky mattress for all to see.

Let him be the symbol that warns the enemy what they face as they continue their rampage.