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Keep Scott Pruitt Moist
(this got slightly swamped by yesterday's news, but it is golden writing that should not be missed - Alexandra Petri is a gem among satirists)
Scott Pruitt must have his moisturizing lotion.
Why?
Do not ask why.
Scott Pruitt appears to be a man with gray hair. He appears to be a man like other men, though he is charged, unlike other men, with the protection of the environment.
But he is letting the environment change, just slightly. Just enough for another creature to be quite comfortable — one with a hardy exoskeleton that thrives in warmth and darkness.
...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2018/07/05/keep-scott-pruitt-moist/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.459c19bbdb68
Why?
Do not ask why.
Scott Pruitt appears to be a man with gray hair. He appears to be a man like other men, though he is charged, unlike other men, with the protection of the environment.
But he is letting the environment change, just slightly. Just enough for another creature to be quite comfortable — one with a hardy exoskeleton that thrives in warmth and darkness.
...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2018/07/05/keep-scott-pruitt-moist/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.459c19bbdb68