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Tommy_Carcetti

(43,174 posts)
Fri Jul 6, 2018, 10:02 AM Jul 2018

It all makes perfect sense now. Tying the loose ends together. Follow me if you will:

1. As a thank you gift, Donald Trump reportedly had Mike Pompeo give Kim Jong Un an autographed (by Trump) copy of a CD with Elton John's "Rocket Man."

2. At a rally yesterday, Trump strangely told the crowd how he was "breaking Elton John's records."

3. Trump continued at his rally saying that "Elton John had an organ. I don't have an organ. I have a mouth."

So...........logically following these two stories and placing them together......

4. Donald Trump wants to give Kim Jong Un his organ, but because unlike Elton John he has no organ, he'll just give him his mouth.

5. Ergo, Donald Trump wants to blow Kim Jong Un.

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It all makes perfect sense now. Tying the loose ends together. Follow me if you will: (Original Post) Tommy_Carcetti Jul 2018 OP
. peekaloo Jul 2018 #1
QED. Mc Mike Jul 2018 #2
Impeccable logic. Thank you. nt COLGATE4 Jul 2018 #3
LOL - that makes me wonder what "gift" he'll have for Putin. Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #4
flawless librechik Jul 2018 #5

librechik

(30,674 posts)
5. flawless
Fri Jul 6, 2018, 11:49 AM
Jul 2018

blowjob is always the word that comes first to mind when contemplating the relationship between Putin and Trump. The sexual tension is so exquisite.

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