Velveeta-scarfing republican Surrender Monkeys prepare to weaken America further

[Achilleaze]

Last edited Sat Jul 7, 2018, 08:36 AM - Edit history (1)

We just had the #ShanghaiSurrender where the republicans gave up all kinds of US power and influence, and got a vaguely worded Nothing Burger in return.

Now the republicans are sending their Draft-Dodger-in-Chief to the #StinkyInHelsinki to once again kiss pooty poot's ass, and listen closely while he tells Dirty Donny what exactly the republicans should surrender this time to further weaken America.

Hello? The Senate Intelligence Committee just formally agreed with all US Intelligence Agencies that Putin ordered the ACTS OF WAR against America, and those very same ACT OF WARs by russia against America are ongoing. Disgustingly cowardly and anti-American for republicans to go the Surrender Monkey route.

[Historic NY]

1. Velveeta the fake cheese.

[Sneederbunk]

3. Shanghai the fake Singapore.

[Achilleaze]

10. Helsinki the fake Hell Stinky

forgive me

[JHB]

11. Once Vlad and Don blow into town, it'll be the real thing.

[GaYellowDawg]

2. Hey now.

Don't insult Velveeta by associating it with Republicans or Trump!

Velveeta and Rotel makes some kick-ass tortilla chip dip.

[Brother Buzz]

5. Damn square! Velveeta cheese is found in the gourmet food section of my stores.

[jayschool2013]

8. I'm vegan

so can I eat Velveeta? Is it cheese? Or some kind of substitute, like cashew cheese?

ON EDIT: Never mind. Just looked up ingredients. The official list of Velveeta ingredients is as follows: Milk, Water, Whey, Milk Protein Concentrate, Milkfat, Whey Protein Concentrate, Sodium Phosphate, Salt, Calcium Phosphate, Lactic Acid, Sorbic Acid, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Alginate, Enzymes, Apocarotenal, Annatto, Cheese Culture.

[SkatmanRoth]

4. What is up with the Velveeta reference?

I like Velveeta. I make a quick grilled cheese sandwich with Velveeta. I toast bread in the electric pop-up toaster and throw it on a plate, add some Velveeta cheese slices then stick it in the microwave until the cheese melts. Add a little Texas Pete hot sauce and a dash of salt, and breakfast is served.

[whistler162]

6. White bread, Jelly, Peanut Butter,

hard salami, and velveeta a great sandwich.

[mr_lebowski]

7. I was confused too ... maybe cause the French eat a lot of cheese and they're the

original 'surrender monkeys'? Only French eat good cheese not cheese product, so Velveeta is a reference to the GOP's lower class nature (no offense ?

Or is it cause it's (loosely) yellow in color, like cowards are yella?

Those are my only guesses.

[Achilleaze]

9. The V reference is Americanization of the rancid republican meme of yesteryear

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about "cheese-eating surrender monkeys." The repubes pinned that insult on the French because the French would not accept the glaring lies the republican Bush Admin told about so-called "WMDs" and their other feeble "reasons' for invading Iraq. The repubes really worked that shit, that propaganda point. Meanwhile, they squandered our American lives and treasure on a Classic Clusterf*ck in Iraq -- all based on the stinking lies the French refused to swallow.

Now the Latter Day repubes - under the misleaderhip of their Draft-Dodging Casino Hustler, Comrade PeePee - are the ignoble and unprincipled SURRENDER MONKEYS as they weaken America and munch on Velveeta instead of brie.