omg. i made the big time. the tweeter machine say rudy guiliani followed me.

[mopinko]

what the fucking fuck. i am such a small time tweeter. i am mostly there to boost my sister, and sean casten, and just generally boost the truth.
but i got a notification that rudy is following me.
the bots are strong w this one.

anybody else?

[samnsara]

1. wow you have your own stalker!

[hlthe2b]

2. Can you tell for sure it is THE ghouliani? (I'm not on twitter, so I don't know how you can tell)

[Tipperary]

4. I am not on there either, but I think well-known people have a check beside their names.

If there is no check mark, it is probably fake.

[mopinko]

10. no check mark. only 2 tweets, only 21 followers.

who the heck would want to pretend to be that slug?

[Tipperary]

12. Lol, good question!

And well put!

[TheBlackAdder]

8. Ghouliani is like Bubba Ho-Tep, and will steal your soul when you are sleeping.

[mopinko]

24. good thing it is a phony account.

i wouldnt sleep ever again if it was the real ghoul.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

3. He doesn't have an official twitter account.

[bitterross]

5. Ick! I'd feel the need to shower. /nt

[madaboutharry]

6. Hey Mopinko,

We always knew you were going to be famous!

[mopinko]

14. bwahahhaaa

infamous is the most i can hope for.

[UTUSN]

7. He thinks you're big-busted female married open to affairs?!1 Where do these find the time?!1

[mopinko]

11. big busted, yes, but divorced.

maybe he got wind of my settlement.

[UTUSN]

13. Bwah HAH, & thanks for not taking offense at my well-intentioned but clumsy attempt at humor!1

[Blue_true]

9. Tell Rudy to fix his bottom teeth. They're gross. nt

[mopinko]

15. done.

sent "him" a dm. will let you know if he replies.

[UTUSN]

17. Amazing how these super-rich parasites don't know what to spend their cash on!1

GHOUL has been cashing in on 9-11 ever since, well, 9-11

[mopinko]

16. btw, i am mopinkodu on twitter. just in case

y'all want to latch on to my rising star now while you can say "i knew her when".

[UTUSN]

18. Your DU handle (mopinko) has been familiar (FAMOUS) here forever!1

[mopinko]

19. and here i thought i was just another ant.

bwahaha. dont think i am as well known as u, utusn.

[sarcasmo]

20. Make sure it isn't a parody account. Many Twitter parody accounts use the same pic

As the authentic account they're trying to copy.

[mopinko]

23. no doubt it is a phony.

i did report it, tho i should have kept it around to play w.

[ornotna]

21. It's not the big time

Just because you have a new virtual dingle-berry.

[mopinko]

22. i just find it hilarious that even a goof ball troll

would follow a small tweeter fish like me.

[ornotna]

25. Oh I agree

I would be scratching my head as well if happened to me.