What will Trump do or say next??...

[Stuart G]

No one knows, not even Trump.

What will it be?
Can anyone see?
Maybe, something good will be said,
Not something that we all dread.


What does one say?
On a day like today.
Can Trump shut the fu*k up?
And not disrupt.
And stay in the back for a while,
Just stand there and smile,
And shut the fu*k up..........................the end....

[C_U_L8R]

1. Maybe he'll just stay in Moscow

and leave us alone.

[Stuart G]

2. Outstanding idea..."stay in Moscow" and not come back.

For ever and ever...
And stay over there,
and not come back no more..
Maybe he can mop a floor........(I tried.)

Tell me, why doesn't this damn thing work?....

[The Genealogist]

3. If he literally flung his own poo in Angela Merkel's face, I'd not be surprised

He's so far off the rails that nobody can see the train anymore.

[Stuart G]

4. I would be surprised if one set of circumstances happened....

Trump shuts up for at least a week.
Stops tweeting for two weeks.
Stays out of the limelight for three weeks.
Acts like a normal human being for a month.............

Then I would be shocked....

[The Genealogist]

5. I doubt he even shuts up in his sleep

That yap of his his probably spews falsehoods all night!

[UTUSN]

6. Job description for his Flying Monkeys: Come up with a pain in the gut every day