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WASHINGTONFollowing immediately on the heels of his hearing before the House Judiciary and Oversight committees, FBI agent Peter Strzok was again summoned to testify before Congress Thursday about texts calling Trey Gowdy a pissy little shithead.
Now what exactly did you mean when you said Trey Gowdy was a dickless fuck-weasel who couldnt investigate his way out of a goddamn paper bag? asked Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte during an oftentimes heated exchange in which Strzok defended sending numerous text messages to former FBI attorney Lisa Page that referred to the Republican Congressman from South Carolina as a slavering, knuckle-dragging dipshit.
Mr. Strzok, I have a message here from today at 11:45 a.m. in which you call Representative Gowdy a reprobate fuckface whose biggest claim to fame is pissing away $8 million of taxpayer money for a dumbass, partisan circle-jerk, suggesting that this level of bias existed from the earliest stages of this mornings questions. There are dozens more messages just like this, calling our distinguished colleague a pointless fuckwad and a moronic scumbag that I would like submitted for the record.
At press time, Goodlatte had called for Strzok to be held in contempt for refusing to answer questions about how far he believed Gowdys head was up his own ass.
https://politics.theonion.com/peter-strzok-summoned-before-congress-again-for-texts-c-1827552946
that was quick!
H2O Man
(73,333 posts)Thank you!
nolabear
(41,915 posts)Leghorn21
(13,520 posts)Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)Ouch!!! Bring in the preparation H .
octoberlib
(14,971 posts)Raven123
(4,716 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,076 posts).
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Shrike47
(6,913 posts)ROFL.
Ilsa
(61,675 posts)Fritz Walter
(4,281 posts)Its times like these I wish I had kept my Bombast DVR (costing $$$/month).
Thank dog for YouTube, where I can hit replay again, and again, and again. As long as my Internet connection and data plan holds out, Im good. Thanks!
uponit7771
(90,225 posts)KT2000
(20,544 posts)would love a full scale investigation of Gowdy as a pissy little shithead.
dameatball
(7,380 posts)Missiris
(16 posts)I can't help but think of Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter villain) when I look at Trey.....both whiny little entitled fools.
rurallib
(62,346 posts)pisshead Republicans feel themselves far superior to Shithead Republicans.
cannabis_flower
(3,764 posts)I thought he was a weaselly pinhead
red dog 1
(27,648 posts)Love The Onion!
cate94
(2,797 posts)Good one!
kacekwl
(6,994 posts)bronxiteforever
(9,287 posts)dalton99a
(81,091 posts)TNNurse
(6,911 posts)NoMoreRepugs
(9,260 posts)7962
(11,841 posts)Sophia4
(3,515 posts)Calls it like it is.
mountain grammy
(26,573 posts)my laugh of the day..
ismnotwasm
(41,921 posts)Evan Hurst from Wonkette on Twitter was live blogging it and kept me laughing as well
no_hypocrisy
(45,786 posts)BadGimp
(4,009 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,442 posts)I SO wanted this to NOT be the Onion. I would love to see Strzok look Gowdy in the eye and say, Yes, Mr Chairman, I called you a pissy little prick on social media. Under oath.
Amaryllis
(9,523 posts)KelleyKramer
(8,853 posts)Garrett78
(10,721 posts)Is it 2 feet up his own ass? 2 feet and 4.75 inches?
forgotmylogin
(7,496 posts)Strzok should totally do this so they'll read the texts into the minutes...