What if Putin asks for Alaska back?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

[OliverQ]

1. Trump would probably give it to them.

Silver lining? We get rid of Sarah Palin.

[lapfog_1]

3. another plus would be Senate majority

so long as McCain doesn't vote to make it 49-49 with Pence as the tie breaker.

[uponit7771]

4. +1

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. In that case Sarah Palin really will be able to see Russia from her house.

[NCjack]

6. With our luck, she and her dysfunctional family would move to lower 48 --

and we would have given away Alaska.

[Glorfindel]

13. No, they'd be illegal immigrants, rapists, and murders

They'd have to stay in Alaska a watch for Putin's head to appear over the horizon.

[JI7]

5. he would give Putun Alaska in exchange for US dropping out of NATO

and his supporters will say what a great fucking deal maker he is.

[NCjack]

7. Yeah, that's a deal the "great dealmaker" would do. nt

[True Dough]

8. Well, first of all

Trump would have to ask his aides to locate Alaska on a map for him. Then he'd probably say, "Yes, whatever you want Daddy Vladdy."

[GP6971]

9. With Dotard

Everything has a price tag if it benefits him.

[dewsgirl]

10. I can remember when this was an insane thought.

[Golden Raisin]

11. Trump will throw in Hawaii too.

[Glorfindel]

12. Well, as long as they refund the purchase price in today's dollars.

It was purchased for $7.2 million. Today it is worth $37 billion, give or take. It would be a good way to get rid of two Repuke senators and one Repuke congressperson. They would probably enjoy playing obstructionist games with Vlad Putin and his merry band of neo-Communists.