Help me come up with protest names to write in for some uncontested R seats

[Generic Brad]

This weekend I am going to participate in the TN primary which also doubles as our county elections. In reviewing my choices I see that there are four uncontested races where the only candidates are Republicans. Originally I was thinking of just not voting for those races, but then I realized I could write in names as a form of protest.

My wife suggested Disney characters like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck. In light of today's debacle, I think I would send a stronger message if I wrote in Vladimir Putin, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Lenin, and Karl Marx. If they think we deserve Russians, why not give them a touch of irony? But I realize irony does not always play effectively.

So, help me out. Who should I write in for the offices of Sheriff, County Commissioner, Circuit County Clerk, and Register of Deeds? What are your recommendations?

[No Vested Interest]

1. How about Louie Gohmert for Sheriff?

Think of some of the other Knuckleheads we've seen on TV lately. So many to choose from.
Perhaps some of their deviants and perverts - so well known.
Mark Sanford is going to need a job soon. - Would he make a good County Commissioner?
Roy Moore? He could wear his cowboy hat while registering deeds.
Have fun.

[MichMan]

2. Both parties run in the same primary with the same ballot?

We have separate ballots. When you go to vote they ask you which one you want Democratic or Republican. It's not possible to vote in both

[Generic Brad]

6. It's both a primary and a county election

There are four uncontested races in the county election. The winners of those take office and do not move on.

[Takket]

3. Hugh Jass?

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Charles U. Farley?

[Leith]

5. Here's One That Some People Won't Like

Mike Hunt

A few from childhood jokes:
Seymour Butts
I. P. Daily
Willie Makit
Betty Wont


If you are a movie or comics fan:
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot (The Penguin's real name)
Archie Andrews
R. P. McMurphy
Victor Laszlo
Tony Stark

[McCamy Taylor]

7. Write in Putin.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

8. If It Were Me, I'd Write In "Fuck Trump" For All The Open Seats

If enough people do it for it to register, your local news will have to show "Fuck Trump" while showing election results at the bottom of the screen. And that would be a victory in and of itself.

[Bayard]

9. How's about....

Sheriff, (Nottingham)
County Commissioner, (Gordon)
Circuit County Clerk, (Sorry, got nothing there)
Register of Deeds? (Satan)