Jimmy Kimmel Convinced Trump Pee Tape Exists 'Beyond a Treasonable Doubt'

[babylonsister]

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Jimmy Kimmel Convinced Trump Pee Tape Exists ‘Beyond a Treasonable Doubt’
‘Well, I guess that settles it,’ the host said of Trump’s press conference with Putin on Monday.
Matt Wilstein
07.17.18 1:14 AM ET


Jimmy Kimmel has one big takeaway from the “strangest of all 542 bizarre days of Donald Trump’s reign of error”: The pee tape is real.

“The president of the United States today publicly sided with Russia over our own FBI on the subject of cyberattacks on our election campaign,” Kimmel said of the president’s big summit with “his KGBFF” Vladimir Putin.

The host said we should have known how the meeting was going to go when Trump winked at Putin during a photo-op in front of the press. “That’s the ‘thanks for keeping that tape between us guys’ wink,” he joked.

“Is it possible that Vladimir Putin brought a hypnotist to that meeting instead of a translator?” Kimmel asked, before playing the clip that “really got people fired up” in which Trump refused to denounce Russia for meddling in the 2016 election.

“Well, I guess that settles it,” Kimmel said, laughing. “If you’re wondering whether or not Vladimir Putin has an incriminating video of Donald Trump, we now know beyond a treasonable doubt that he does.” He added, “We haven’t seen an American so owned by a Russian since Rocky IV.”

Kimmel called Monday’s summit a “total win for Putin and a shameful day for America.”

[murielm99]

1. A hypnotist.

Maybe that is not a joke. I noticed trump's flat affect during that news conference. It was strange. Something was wrong. Why was he so subdued?

I am not trying to be a conspiracy theorist here. I simply thought his whole performance was odd, given how he usually presents himself.

[Dave Starsky]

5. He was reshown the pedoph... I mean "pee" tape.

And reminded under no uncertain terms who's boss.

That is difficult for him.

[mercuryblues]

2. Putin has something far worse than a pee tape

A pee tape can easily dismissed by his followers, just as they have the p-grabbing. Hell, they would cheer trump having women pee on the bed Obama slept on.

[ProfessorPlum]

3. that may not be what the tape shows

or may not be the only thing

[Raster]

4. Oh yes. There has been whispering for years that tRumP* liked things...

...a bit out of the "ordinary." The GRU/KGB/FSB absolutely love honeypot traps and specialize in the "Lolita" version thereof.

All one had to do was really examine their body language at their "press conference" after the Putin*/Trump* lovefest... Trump* is a man OWNED, and Putin* is the owner.