Never enough traitorous morons! . . . Please come CAPTION Fox & Friends!!!

[skip fox]

Last edited Tue Jul 17, 2018, 09:49 AM - Edit history (2)

Steve Doocy began the bit by saying: " . . . and we don't know what went on behind closed doors for over two hours. . . Two hours! . . That fact alone told me Trump was in there holding Putin's little pinkies to the flames. . . . But when we saw the way Putin acted so deceitfully self-assured afterward their meeting, . . . well, that really gives it away. . . . That is, to anyone who's actually seeking the truth. He's feeling exactly the opposite inside. . . It's got K.G.B. written all over it! Look at the body language! . . . It's trade craft. . . . One page one of the manual!"

Abby Huntsman is saying: "We just don't know what we just don't know. We should remember that. . . And maybe Trump should clarify a little. . . . It doesn't have to be much, just how we don't know what we just don't know or in case we forget."

Brian Kilmeade is about to say: "It's like a kettle of beans or fish that can't stop unwinding when you say or just when you want or even when you start thinking about wanting but you realize way, deep down that it could go either way. . . . Have you ever been there? . . . For me it happens all the time."



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Above CAPTION based in morning-after apologetics, faux reflections, and deflections by our loathsome crew on July 17, 2018, the morning after the Trump-Putin "summit" in Helsinki.

[dalton99a]

1. Stupid assholes

[skip fox]

5. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' stupidity, cupidity, inanity, greed, self-deceit, prejudice, or propensity to lie for to support what they think they know but are becoming increasingly uncertain, etc., as well as their speech patterns, tics, mental lacunae, etc. All for satire's sake. Like writing part of a skit on SNL.

(So these words weren't actually said.)

[underpants]

2. Douchey: Did you notice the both mentioned Hillary?

Kill me: yeah we talk about Hillary all the time too.

Douchey: Yeah it's like they were reading from the same script

Kill me interrupts: Not that they coordinated that

Douchey: no of course not. That'd be like something we'd do not that we do that

[skip fox]

3. You may pass

underpants. You have discovered the greatest satire is the world itself at such times and who best to express it? An artist at his or her very height of power who can implode the sense of similar in reflection as though thought and thing were one. Reification supreme!

You may advance.

[underpants]

4. 😁

[skip fox]

6. How double-down on perfection?

[dembotoz]

7. this just in...the kgb will now be our editorial adviors....lets make red states really red

[oasis]

8. Altogether now: Hmmmina, hmmmmina, hmmmmina.

[skip fox]

9. Brian Kilmeade continues:

"Besides, one man's traitor is another man's (or 'woman's,' I should say) prophet like of all the ways that lead to Rome, which was the real hub of its day. Kind of like the frat house where all the parties seem to be always happening. . . . I might write a book on it. It was something back then. . . .You'd be surprised."