#FAIL--It took Trump's handlers over 24 hours to come up with a LIE for damage control. ha ha

[riversedge]

[htuttle]

1. I think it was more of a loyalty test than a lie

Changing the one word breaks the sentence, for one thing, and it doesn't change all the rest of what he said. Nobody objectively believes his explanation.

It does serve as a loyalty test -- sort of a test of a person's faith in Trump. If they believe him, they're faithful to him.

It's a bit like a religious tenet. It separates the faithful from the unwashed.

[FakeNoose]

14. He flew out of Finland thinking he had scored a victory

Meanwhile everybody was lining up at the White House gates, they were ready to lynch him!

[unblock]

2. and a lie not worthy of a five-year old.

"i meant 'not'"??

really??

that is literally something five-year olds try a few times and then realize it doesn't actually work before they turn six.


supposed top political people with access to the best p.r. firms and think tanks took 24 hours to come up with something most five-year olds know doesn't work.

[2naSalit]

5. That is precisely

where his psychological/emotional development stopped.

[unblock]

7. we'd be better off putting the fate of the nation in the hands of an actual five-year old....

[2naSalit]

8. Can't argue with that at this point...nt

[brush]

3. Right. It took Sanders and Conway and the rest of his lackey...

staff to pour over the transcript of that debacle of a presser yesterday to figure out what they could do to clean up his mess.

The only thing they could settle on was "wouldn't" instead of "would".

What a brilliant staff I should give them somewhat of a break though, they don't have much to work with.

Mortgages and private school tuition must be what's keeping them in those jobs because the time they're working there won't be easy to hide on their resumes after this shitshow WH is done.

[Leghorn21]

4. When I look back and remember that this is the same pack of morons who COULDN'T find

the frickin light switches when they took possession of the White House in January of 2017, yeah, no, I am not surprised to hear this

[Cha]

15. Also the same pack of morons(I like the way you phrased that)

that demanded that "trump's inauguration was the largest in human history!!111"

[Leghorn21]

16. Ha, well, "moron" has become quite the popular name for this pack of IDIOTS, eh, Cha??

...unless we just want to call them...”idiots”

Grrrrrr

[tblue37]

6. And then he immediately contradicted the walk back by adlibbing

that it could have been other people.

[nature-lover]

10. Is his fear of Putin so strong that he has to negate the this correction?

[Roland99]

9. Did he take back his praise of Rand Paul? And his statements to Hannity?

[nature-lover]

12. Maybe those transcripts will be altered too.

[Roland99]

13. "They were wrong and he was right..."

“And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed—if all records told the same tale—then the lie passed into history and became truth. 'Who controls the past' ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.' War is peace.“

[procon]

11. Trump has surrounded himself with incompetent third string toadies and

this is their best effort, and they get paid either way.

[uppityperson]

18. 10

Wondering what the hot tub dwellers think, which way the betting is going.