Here's the Trump/Pence Media survey I just sent back (my responses/comments bolded)

[hatrack]

1. Do you trust the mainstream media to put the interests of Americans first?

Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

2. Do you trust the mainstream media to report fairly on our presidency?

Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

3. Do you trust NBC to fairly report on our presidency?

Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

4. Do you trust CNN to report fairly on our presidency?

Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

5. Do you trust MSNBC to fairly report on our presidency?

Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

6. Do you trust Fox News to fairly report on our presidency?

Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

7. What television source do you primarily get your news from?

Fox News
CNN
MSNBC
Local news

8. Do you use a source not listed above?

Yes, - newspapers. You know, trained professionals who carefully check their sources and stories before printing them and who are accountable to their employers. New York Times, Washington Post, the Guardian, Los Angeles Times, Deutsche Welle, AFP, and so on.

9. On which issues does the mainstream media do the worst job of representing President Trump? (Select as many that apply.)

Immigration
Economics
Radical Islamic Terrorism
Pro-life values/social issues
Religion
Health care
Second Amendment rights

10. Do you believe the media disdains conservatives?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:

No, in fact there are whole cable networks just FULL of conservatives. Perhaps you've heard of "Fox News" or "One America"?

11. Do you believe the media dislikes Americans of faith?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
Not nearly as much as "Americans of faith" dislike the media? Oh, btw, media is a plural noun, so this should actually read "Do you believe the media dislike Americans of faith." There, fixed it for you!

12. Do you believe the mainstream media does their due-diligence fact-checking before publishing stories on the Trump Administration?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:

13. Do you believe the media fails to report on Democrats’ scandals?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
Actually, they do a much better job of reporting on Democrats' non-scandals - tan suit, Michelle Obama's sleeveless dress, mustard on a hamburger, Benghaaaaazzziii and of course Her Emails!!!

14. Do you think the media has failed to accurately report on the extreme rhetoric of Democrat leaders over the past month?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
Please define "extreme" - oh who am I kidding? Hahhahhahhahhahhahhah!!!!!

15. Do you believe the media sensationalizes and exaggerates stories in order to paint President Trump and conservatives in a bad light?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
No, the facts are more than enough to create that "bad light".


16. Do you believe that the media purposely tries to divide Republicans in order to help elect Democrats?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
No, you're doing a really good job of that yourselves.

17. Based on your answers above, do you believe that the Republican Party should spend more time and resources holding the mainstream media accountable?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
Maybe you could just shut up for a change? Might be a good idea, considering I find it amazing when the Republican party can remember where it parked last night.

18. Do you agree with President Trump’s strategy of communicating directly with his supporters through Twitter, email, and Facebook videos?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
Sure, when you're craving the taste of piping-hot bullshit and need some RIGHT NOW, who wouldn't love a president who cuts out the middle man?

19. Do you believe the media is biased when it covers President Trump’s stances on illegal immigration (ex: the Wall, ending Sanctuary cities)?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
No really - covering toddlers and children in cages probably calls for a lot of restraint - as opposed to weeping and righteous rage. OTOH, the same footage of two-year-olds having a "court hearing" probably makes you pop little Vienna-sausage-sized chubbies, but hey, to each their own.

20. Do you believe the media is biased when it covers President Trump’s restriction on immigration from countries compromised by radical Islamic terrorism?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
If by "policies", you mean "flitting and fluttering from A to Q and thus to R like a bunch of mayflies on speed" it's actually kind of fun.

21. Do you believe the media is biased when it covers people of faith and supporters of religious liberties?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
Gosh, no - if anything, they're at least as eager to kiss the collective ass of the Angry Sky Wizard Fan Club as they are to kiss YOUR ass!

22. Do you believe that the media unfairly reported on President Trump’s executive order granting Americans the freedom to buy health care across state lines?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
Oh, no, the freedom to buy useless health insurance that doesn't actually cover anything is VERY important. What a country!!

23. Do you believe that the media has been too quick to spread false stories about our movement?

Yes
No
No opinion
Other, please specify:
What movement? A bowel movement? An involuntary tic or spasm? Unclear . . .

24. Do you agree with the President’s decision to break with tradition by giving lesser known reporters and bloggers the chance to ask the press secretary questions?

Yes
No
No opinion

25. Do you approve of Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

No, she blows goats, in addition to being a pathetic, angry fucking liar. And regarding Question 24 above, what possible difference does it make who asks the questions? She just lies anyway.

26. What percentage do you believe is an accurate representation of President Trump’s positive news coverage by the mainstream media?

0%-10%
10%-25%
25%-50%
50%-75%
75%-100%

Are there any other thoughts you’d like to share with the President when it comes to mainstream media accountability?

Resign now - it will only get harder the longer you wait for Robert Mueller.

[Sinistrous]

1. Something tells me that

your replies are not what they wanted to read.

Thank you, it felt good to smile.

[fierywoman]

2. This was a thing of beauty. Thanks for sharing.

[Demovictory9]

3. i took that survey too. lol

[Grammy23]

4. You will give the poor schmuck who tallies these surveys

a reason to chuckle during his/her otherwise drab day. I pray there are more jokers like you out there to skew their numbers and entertain the staff.

[More_Cowbell]

5. They don't care about the answers

This "survey" is just their way of getting their talking points across to Trump supporters.

[scarletlib]

6. We got a survey last weekend from the Repugs that covered other issues

such as health care, military spending, immigrants and media. I had a lot of fun responding to it. Wish I had copied mine like you. However, my answers were a lot ruder with a lot of Hell NO! opinions of their policies. It was worth the first class stamp to stamp to send our opinions to them.

[Squinch]

7. I loved it!

But I suspect it will become unreadable due to a coffee spill once it reaches the republicans.

[mnhtnbb]

8. That is hilarious and will undoubtedly

end up in the round file rather than tabulated with other responses.

Republicans are by and large not only clueless, but also humorless.

Thanks for sharing.