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EARTHAssuming the controversial president of the United States must be in possession of potentially damning information concerning his home country in order to keep them so completely under his control, the rest of the world wondered aloud Tuesday about exactly what Trump has on America that compels the nation to keep him in power.
Whoa, he must have some real bad dirt on the U.S. populace for them to just let him get away with so much unconscionable bullshit. You have to wonder what he knows, said billions of world inhabitants outside of President Trumps jurisdiction, further speculating that the only possible explanation for the continued deference of American elected officials, American media, and American citizens to an obviously corrupt and incompetent leader would be Trumps possession of damaging information that could take down the entire country.
Theres no way a truly proud and free nation would put up with this if Trump werent blackmailing them with something really, really badsomething so unspeakably heinous that it would destroy their country if anyone found out. Otherwise, why wouldnt they nail this asshole to a burning outhouse?
At press time, the world was experiencing a sinking feeling that Trump may have compromising information on them as well.
https://politics.theonion.com/world-wonders-what-trump-has-on-united-states-that-s-fo-1827666980
Gothmog
(145,150 posts)malaise
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Bernardo de La Paz
(49,000 posts)MrModerate
(9,753 posts)IronLionZion
(45,433 posts)Or enough of the US population are dumbass deplorables blinded by their own bigotry
heaven05
(18,124 posts)they are truthfully brutal with barbed and very sharp cutting humour.