Lol, Richard Marx: "I misspoke"

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Richard Marx @richardmarx
I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.

Joe Johnson @JoeJohnsonOnAir
This just in: Bill Withers said he meant to say "I don't know" 26 times in a row in his song "Aint No Sunshine" . Sorry for the confusion. Don't lean on me for facts.

Kirk Englehardt 🏝☀️ @kirkenglehardt
...and Queen has just reported that they meant to say We WON’T Rock You.

Joe Johnson @JoeJohnsonOnAir
The late @tompetty just said he "will" back down.

D.H.Ricker @DHRicker
Meatloaf has confirmed: He would not do anything for love, but he wouldn’t not do that.


The Cycling Snob @thecyclingsnob
@U2 has just clarified that HAVE found what they were looking for.

Dominic Brewer @dombrewer
It was on a street that *did* have a name. Quite easy to find as it turns out.

Linda Stewart @LindaFStewart
However, they have yet to clarify whether it was located with or without you.




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[dameatball]

1. We don't live in a yellow submarine.

[treestar]

3. I am not the Walrus

Nor am I the Eggman

[Nevernose]

6. Well of course you're not the Walrus

The walrus was Paul.

[bigtree]

4. Love Me Don't

[YessirAtsaFact]

13. You don't know I don't love you

[YessirAtsaFact]

15. I'll never be true

[treestar]

47. I don't wanna hold your hand

[lagomorph777]

24. Horse With A Name

[H2O Man]

54. Do Let Me Down

[Roland99]

2. Ah ha ha ha ha

[MyOwnPeace]

5. My country..........

'tis NOT of thee...............

[LakeArenal]

8. My country ''tis Russian.

[LakeArenal]

7. Fleetwood Mac. Do Stop.

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[treestar]

48. You don't make lovin' fun

[LakeArenal]

9. Bruce meant Born in the USSR

[lagomorph777]

25. Back In The US - Back In The US - Back in the USA

[Heartstrings]

10. Journey....Do Stop Believing

Steve Winwood....I can find my way back home

Ten Years After....Once There wasn't a Time

Hall and Oates....I Can Go for That

Eric Clapton.....I Can Stand It

[ProudMNDemocrat]

11. Buddy Holly.....That Won't Be The Day........

When I die.

Oh the horror.

[Grammy23]

12. The day the music

Didn’t die. Whew....that was close.

[Dave Starsky]

14. Mick Jagger informs us...

That he actually COULD get satisfaction.

[bigtree]

16. On the bright side

Kristen Knouff @kknouff
On the bright side, he no longer wants to see things painted black...and, apparently, no longer needs to be given shelter

[Shrike47]

17. Of course my horse has a name, I just won't tell you what it is.

[eppur_se_muova]

19. Actually, it is time to stop thinking about tomorrow. nt

[flibbitygiblets]

20. Captain & Tenille can attest: Love WON'T keep us together

I won't I won't I won't I wooooooon't !!!!

[lagomorph777]

26. Actually, looks like it was a "sham divorce" for health insurance purposes.

I think they're still together.

[sandensea]

21. Love those Endless Summer - er, Winter - Nights.

[Raven123]

22. It had to be you - 'cause Putin said it wasn't him

[gay texan]

23. Just in from Jimmy Page

A whole lotta love wasn't really needed

[lagomorph777]

28. Whole Little Love

[Raven123]

27. I do like spiders and snakes

[lagomorph777]

29. That is what it takes to love me

[sprinkleeninow]

30. Hall and Oates: "I CAN go for that...."

"Yes CAN do."

[world wide wally]

31. I can get no satisfaction

Huh?

[Fritz Walter]

32. 10cc: "I AM in Love, so do forget it"

It’s not a silly phase, I’m going through!”

[BHDem53]

34. The Walker Brothers

" The sun is gonna shine...."

[dameatball]

35. Not Golden Showers (Butthole Surfers)

[KY_EnviroGuy]

36. O say you can't see.....

by the dawn's early light.....

Hell, no wonder, I don't have my spectacles on!

.......

[amb123]

37. The Horse HAD A Name!

And he didn't let it free and Desert didn't turn into sea!

[IrishEyes]

38. Tammy Wynette misspoke. She meant to say don't stand by your man.

Especially if he is republican running for office in 2018. Or really any republican at anytime.

Also, Patsy Cline's ghost told me that she misspoke and she meant to say I don't fall to pieces.

[sdfernando]

39. Elton John (and Kiki Dee) misspoke

apparently we go the intent of the song all wrong.

"Do Go Breaking My Heart" was what they meant all along.

[Danascot]

40. Wish You Weren't Here

Truly, the whole lot of them.

[tavernier]

41. Santa Claus isn't coming to town, but..

Grandma didn’t get run over by a reindeer and they didn’t laugh and call Rudolph names. And you will be happy to hear that after all that, the Grinch did not steal Christmas. But Trump did.

[MGKrebs]

42. He meant "Mexico WON'T pay for the wall".

[LakeArenal]

56. Why would they?

I mean, why wouldn’t they?
I mean.... what the hell do I mean?

[mainstreetonce]

43. You are not my sunshine

I am not woman

[octoberlib]

44. This is funny.

[Raven123]

45. Don't take me out to the ballgame

I'll be booed by the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks
I guarantee that I won't pay you back

I will root, root, root for the Russians
That's the team that I love

So I'll lie, tweet and pretend I can spell
Till voters send me home.

[GopherGal]

67. And Al Green, the Talking Heads, and Billy Bass also want to stay put:

Don't Take Me to the River

[NBachers]

46. The Human Beinz have issued a correction: "Yes Yes Yes Yes Everybody can do the Boogaloo

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Like they do.

Nancy Sinatra wants to amend her statement: These boots aren't Made For Walking.

The Outsiders would like to issue a slight correction: Time actually will let them wait that long.

[Fritz Walter]

49. I'm not a Mac. I'm not a PC.

[RocRizzo55]

50. And at the inauguration

Donny meant to say, "I will NOT uphold the laws and constitution of the United States."

[forgotmylogin]

51. Rick Astley actually meant he *is* going to give you up.

Also: He *is* going to let you down whilst also running around and hurting you.

[CCExile]

52. Wow. After 60+ years I finally get it...

Republican voters never wanted a president they could count on, one that was honorable and competent. They WANTED to be lied to. Continuously. Feeling good for a few seconds or days is not only enough for them, but precisely what they've always wanted! Because the truth hurts, and lies feel so good, like heroine (I suppose). They are delusion junkies! I should have known it given fundamentalists' dogma.

[phleshdef]

53. LOL. Now thats some Marxism I can get behind.

[uponit7771]

55. K&R, POTD !!!

[Blue Owl]

57. Frank Sinatra didn't do it his way

n/t

[MountCleaners]

58. Fear the Reaper.

Cry for Me, Argentina.

[lanlady]

59. And Nixon said-

“I am not not a crook”

No wonder they called him Tricky Dick!

[lanlady]

60. Melania weighs in

Don’t Be Best.

Be vorst. Like my husband.

[LakeArenal]

61. You CAN pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger

and you CAN mess around with Jim

[LakeArenal]

62. Come on, baby, put out my fire.

[bigtree]

63. kick

[treestar]

64. I can't see clearly now

[moondust]

65. Did I say "I do"?

I misspoke. I meant to say "I don't."

[GopherGal]

66. Just in from Marvin and Tammi...

They meant "There is a mountain high enough to keep me from you"