What happened to IvanRed?

[underpants]

I haven't heard anything fro or much about Ivanka and Jared.

What happened to the wünder couple?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

1. Hopefully they spontaneously combusted. nt

[oberliner]

2. Ivanka has been all over TV the past few days

https://www.axios.com/trump-workers-program-ivanka-automation-high-tech-retraining-9a3e5b9f-df2e-4312-8d95-c4d4e4d6c4ac.html

[Mr. Ected]

3. Jared's running around a lot lately, too. Mainly dodging process servers. -eom

[sdfernando]

4. Apparently you have to lay low

to keep from getting served a subpoena.

[marble falls]

5. Ivanka chewed her foot a couple of times in the last two weeks and Jared still doesn't have ...

a high enough clearance to read documents he needs as roving mideast peace maker.

[H2O Man]

8. You were quicker

than me in pointing out Jared's bringing peace to the Middle East. A surely noble Nobel Peace Prize-winner, he.

[marble falls]

11. Admit it. You snickered as you wrote that intending not to, right? 'Nobel' and 'Jared' ...

in the same sentence. Who'da thunk?

[H2O Man]

12. I plead the 5th.

And the 6th, 7th, and 8th, if necessary.

But I will admit that, as a NYS resident, I'd like to write "Jared" and "Attica" in the same sentence -- though I will not write to Jared if he's sentenced to Attica.

I hope this clarifies my imposition.

[H2O Man]

6. Recommended.

I think that Jared is taking a break after resolving all the problems in the Middle East. Surely, he was the only person who could accomplish that. And maybe Ivanka is combing her hair?

[Scurrilous]

7. Jared's putting the finishing touches on his Mideast Peace Plan.

[oberliner]

9. Hamas Blasts Kushner as 'Spokesman for Israeli Occupation'

https://www.haaretz.com/us-news/hamas-blasts-kushner-as-spokesman-for-israeli-occupation-1.6292959

[marble falls]

13. Sounds right. Haarez is a good news source. They're tough on Bebe.

[underpants]

10. Okay

Good to see that's going well.